Epic Poem Fan Game Galaxy

Book I: Amongst the Ashes

	Rage as the Klobber climbed the dusty mountain
	And sowed the seeds of life across fields of rubble.
	So long the Kingdom had fought to bitter end
	As the last of the weakest burnt to cinders.
5	But new life bloomed slowly as plants grow
	Through sun, water, and love.
	So had the Klobber desecrated this land
	With life, youth, and hope.
	Thus muttered the Kritter as the mist
10	Loomed across the once-hallowed ground.

Book II: River of Tears

	The King wept through the fallen Kingdom walls
	With tears trickling down the cascading mountain.
	King Dragon, Lord of Thunder
	Lept into that which was his, the skies
15	To search for life, for any remenants of the Kingdom.
	There on the mountain stood the Klobber
	The seeds of youth and life held aloft
	In his hands worn from the forge.
	The King smiled silently and cried
20	Until the broken ground flowed with water.

This post has been edited by ShadowMan on Mar 26 2008, 11:10 PM

<3

whoa what

wait wut

SINGERS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
SINGERS: Ashley! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek.
SINGERS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You should be afraid of the great—
SINGERS: Ashley! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that? {music solo} Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig, this will make you big. Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again…
SINGERS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
SINGERS: Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon. I refer to my spell book, and yes, it's true: I don't have as many friends as you. But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends. And if you say no, you're toast.
SINGERS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am—
SINGERS: Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the street:
ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.

This post has been edited by King Piranha Plant on Mar 27 2008, 03:07 AM

i much prefer the japanese one mostly because ashley's english voice is hog ****

Japanese one actually sounds like a little girl the way that song should be. >:[

ShadowMan, that poem is beautiful.
Add to it, I beseech you.

This post has been edited by jas on Mar 27 2008, 04:20 AM

Bump, this needs more appreciation.

Woah, nice poem SM.

The MFGG Rap, yo

Book III: The Kingdom's New Hope

Hence from the ashes and dragon's tears
Sprung a new hope for the ravaged Kingdom.
Two mortals, in whose hands
Rested the Fate of many, as
The wise Klobber and the King
Placed their faith in the abilities
Of this violet-haired maiden
And the musical lizard.
The three set off on the quest once again,
As the Lord of Thunder ascended to the skies.

This post has been edited by jas on Mar 27 2008, 10:10 PM

Book IV: Army of Man

	Walls of smoke, waves of ancestors' ashes
	Swept through with the wind through great plains
	Beneath the soles of the One of Twilit Wing.
	He with Twilit Wing ascended to his steed,
25	Noble servant and follower of fools,
	As behind him followed the Army of Man.
	Terrifying as the gaping maw of the abyss
	With the force of the God-King of the East,
	Their charred and twisted metal husks animated
30	And followed He with Twilit Wing to the hallowed ground.