Peach

Seriously.
How much does she weigh?

Grab someone and throw them down. You sit on them. Cause a deal of damage.
Yet, you are still light enough to float on an umbrella.
And she is incredibly thin, if you look at her legs.
But she can rocket you by bashing you with a hip.

Does she have some sort of power over gravity or something?

This post has been edited by Ryoga on Mar 27 2008, 12:22 AM

She's a character in a Nintendo game.

Topic over.

She also uses Toad as a tampon and can pull turnips out of ice and metal but I don't see you complaining about that

Well you see, lad, it's all about how a woman's weight is distributed.

@Draco-
... She can pull a turnip out of midair, man.

@Aforcer-
Dude.
Light enough to practically fly, but still heaver enough to kill you with her LITTLE bum.

This post has been edited by Ryoga on Mar 27 2008, 12:26 AM

She's heavier than:

Marth
Zelda/Sheik
Olimar
Falco
ZSS
Fox
Meta Knight
Pikachu
Kirby
Squirtle
Mr. G&W
Jigglypuff

Oh wait, serious question. She's a woman, they just work like that.

... she can!? She never did it when I did it in midair wtf

Down B.
Midair.
Smiley turnip that does 3% worthless damage.


She is only fanservice anyway.
Idiots just love looking at her bloomers.

There's a reason why here dress goes way out. Her ass is HUGE.

agreed

Ha.

Also, those aren't turnips, those are decomposed goombas. They walked underneath her skirt, look up and said: WTF IS THA- (dead)

reminds me of That's My Sonic :[

Uh... I don't think we need to question about Peach's "weight". o_O It's a bit insane, IMO.

...How is it insane...?

Obviously her ass is rather large and she can use it to create an impact rivaling a rocket.

And she can implode it through time and space to be lighter.

... I know your kidding... Right?

Back when those dresses were still common, there is actually this little framing stuff that makes it do that.
Back when it was still taboo for women to show their body figure in public.

Peach is one of my best characters, so I couldn't care less about how she's able to do it. As long as she does it.

I think you just like the fanservice she offers.