I'm off out for a drink and etc

I don't go out and drink often, but I mostly prefer beer.

Oh, alright.

But not in Canada!

Oh, hell I'm back.

I'm well drunk, to be fair.

8 pints. Wooo, does anyone in.

I beat the record of my friends, downed a pint in 7.38 seonds. COME ON!

Fourteen. Don't even drink freaking coffee. I still to water, berry juices, and soda.(Unless Jamba Juice smoothies count.♥)

When I do get older, I don't plan on drinking.
When I was little, my grandpa passed me a glass and said it was apple juice. I tried it, spit it out. It was beer. Never drinking that crap again.(He does this to all the kids.)
I will probably only have wine. And only on occasions. If it is an occasion, I will probably stick to champagne, though.

Never drank beer and never plan on doing so, and wine taste awfully bitter.

Fruit punch ftw

Throw some yeast in the punch and let it ferment. =/

I'm English though, it very rare that people dislike drinking alcohol. I first got drunk at 11, not that I was allowed to, but I stole a couple of cans of beer and that was it. Gone. Sentenced for life as a drinker XD

Alcohol kills your brain and makes you do stupid stuff.

My older sister was out drinking last night. Now she has a blackish eye, a scabbed chin, a cut up shoulder, and a slightly cut wrist.
And all she did was trip.

Which is why I'm never consuming it.

My drink of choice is a "Horse's Neck"- Brandy and Ginger Ale
I also like Malibu and Coke, although wasn't helping me seem very straight- hence the change.
Will also drink Vodka Kick, Wine, or will force down a Snakebite/strongbow if in certain places, but not a huge fan.

Know Lewis Black's Root of all Evil?

Between beer and weed, beer is the root of all evil.

You can't say that! They're different things.

Beer/weed. Weed has LONG term effects if taken in SMALL amounts. Unlike the beer.

I meant I will drink one or the other. Generally Snakebite when out with the girl's rugby team, and Strongbow when at flat parties.

Bullcrap.
Beer can have long term effects, too:

I drink vodka and beer...like once a month.