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Nicholas Ainsworth

Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:17 PM

cue fanfare
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QUOTE (Nad @ Apr 17 2008, 05:35 PM)

...I was just explaining myself. This doesn't change any of my views on you guys. I don't want any crap starting of religion, but if we go saying we dislike it with this kind of news, what other explanation do we have? That it's 'sick', 'perverted', 'wrong?' It falls under the same bar.

Actually, I didn't direct that at you but at everyone else who cringed and were all OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD IN HEAVEN NO

as well as the handful of Atheists in the topic who were all like "I bet certain pseudo/fake religions are gonna jump all over this"

besides, we all know the only fake religion is scientology and that's a whole different topic from this one

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c0nker	Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:29 PM
has toes. Group: Members Posts: 191 Member No.: 5162 Joined: 11-April 08 Status: (0d)	....YES! XD~ read this a few days ago..man..was i late to the party or what :C~ ah well! I am a happy and cancer free man then >.>; -------------------- Click my card if I win most our matches. I'll click yours if the opposite happens!

Spritanium	Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:31 PM
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Fuzzy	Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:44 PM
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Mikau	Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:57 PM
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Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:58 PM

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QUOTE (Clearness @ Apr 17 2008, 07:44 PM)

Awesome I gotta show my friends this.

why did i laugh.

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Mikau

Posted: Apr 17 2008, 06:58 PM

Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips?
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QUOTE (c0nker @ Apr 17 2008, 06:29 PM)

....YES! XD~

read this a few days ago..man..was i late to the party or what :C~

ah well! I am a happy and cancer free man then >.>;

Thats what you think.

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Iceman3k	Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:06 PM
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Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:09 PM

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QUOTE (Ravan @ Apr 17 2008, 05:34 PM)

I'm agnostic and alot of my family is christian and ****in hell i love fapping

..Didn't see that one coming.

And somehow, I've never heard of this.

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jul 1 2009, 11:01 AM)

one time i was having sex and out of NOWHERE that music started playing and the chick i was doing ripped off her mask and it was really a man

QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 10 2009, 01:33 PM)

You fools are all full of bs.

HURR THIS GAME IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER THEREFORE IT SUCKS

HURR THIS SEQUEL IS FAR TOO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS IT SUCKS

HURR HURR I'M HURR IN DAH HURR HURR

QUOTE (Sparks @ Sep 28 2009, 10:57 PM)

you raped nemo

no wonder we can't find him

QUOTE (Delichanicho @ Oct 3 2009, 10:05 AM)

This topic needs to die of fire and aids.

FuzzMaster

Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:11 PM

at least it's not flour

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this is older than you are

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QUOTE (BAWWWWWW)

1. Seriously, stop all of the hate on the Wii and leave Nintendo alone!
2. And this is coming from the self-proclaimed Sony fanboy who only plays mature rated games for hardcore gamers such as yourself.
3. you look for two minutes and we'll find one of your nice little "wii sux" comments
4. we've heard it too much from you, so go with your other "ps3 0wnz da wee" friends and leave the nintendo supporters alone for once
5. let me tell you about my sexuality even though nobody asked. . .

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I'm gonna lock this and leave some other mod to read it since I don't want my good mood ruined.

How willingly - They lay their love.
How willingly - They sacrifice themselves,
To the locust master - to the one that drowned the world.
How willingly - They lay their love.
How willingly - They sacrifice themselves,
To the bringer of hunger - To the one that drowned the world.

Iceman3k

Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:16 PM

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QUOTE (FuzzMaster @ Apr 17 2008, 09:11 PM)

this is older than you are

Maybe some people haven't heard about it. Doesn't matter if it's old or not, it's still enlightening news.

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FuzzMaster

Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:20 PM

at least it's not flour

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it's not enlightening when it's four and a half years old.

that's like what WAT WAT WAT eating less and exercising more makes you lose weight??

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I'm gonna lock this and leave some other mod to read it since I don't want my good mood ruined.

BubbleMan	Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:21 PM
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Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:23 PM

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QUOTE (BubbleMan @ Apr 17 2008, 09:21 PM)

Doesn't masturbation also reduce the risk of having retarded babies when you get a girl pregnant?

I heard that on an Eddie Griffin Show one day, but I haven't confirmed that it's true.

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Posted: Apr 17 2008, 08:28 PM

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QUOTE (Eno the Red Guy @ Apr 17 2008, 08:26 PM)

Nice art style, there.

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jul 1 2009, 11:01 AM)

one time i was having sex and out of NOWHERE that music started playing and the chick i was doing ripped off her mask and it was really a man

QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 10 2009, 01:33 PM)

You fools are all full of bs.

HURR THIS GAME IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER THEREFORE IT SUCKS

HURR THIS SEQUEL IS FAR TOO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS IT SUCKS

HURR HURR I'M HURR IN DAH HURR HURR

QUOTE (Sparks @ Sep 28 2009, 10:57 PM)

you raped nemo

no wonder we can't find him

QUOTE (Delichanicho @ Oct 3 2009, 10:05 AM)

This topic needs to die of fire and aids.

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