I do declare that I am imminently coming close to, a rare issue in my life!

We shall, indeed!

I have just about had it up to here with this unnecessary degradation of my abilities to observe and mentally correct! If you bloody barbarians are unwilling to adapt to my sense of befitting of the Casual Conversation Castle, then I will have no choice but to use direct confrontational force!

The female will use "confrontational force," hmm? Perhaps she should direct that "confrontation" to revealing her front side of the playfield, if you know what I mean!

I do believe I understand your perverted implication, however, I will not join in the apparently fun festivities, and instead watch this battle of wits unfold and turn into a complete farce!

This battle of wits will be delayed until the 25th of June in the year 2080, when the inevitable MFGG Reunion will be presented in the senior's home in Redmund, Washington, where we will all take a field trip to Nintendo of America and act like a bunch of nerdy buffoons, which in any other case would prove odd; however, with the fact that most of us will be extremely old, it will showcase an existential amount of humour.

Why should this delay even be occurring? Bar it right now, I will not stand for these petulant female-demeaning posts!

having fun?

I'm quite flabbergasted at the conduct presented by some of my fellow members. Is it not against the board's declarations to skew the topic at hand with personal trifles? I admit I am at fault as well for continuing this line of discussion, but it is in earnest hopes this nonsense will halt.

wtf, I didn't post this :/

I am SO using my edit for a member title.

This is like the twilight zone or something.

Dear Applequeso, perhaps you are just not aware of the metamorphosis you experienced in the past minutes, where your younger self died away and gave birth to a man. I can see through your words how shocked you really are. But fear not that you have grown to become something besides your former self. In fact, as Arnold Bennett said, "Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts. " My blessing is with you as you begin a new journey.

It appears my fellow comrades have undergone a complete superpersona in order to express themselves colloquially.

I do exquisitely believe that I've had enough of this damn nonsense and am not editing any more posts with it, because one page and four posts already took me half an hour, damnit.

Mama mia!

Man I was really confused (and happy) as to how people could actually fake a pompous post here but it was all a trick

And so, I must suggest that one does not fix such problems, but rather roll with the punches, so to speak.

Speaking of punches, it would be nice if ll were to refrain from allowing their fists to come into contact with my cranium.

lol this topic sux

Word to your mother

a lot better than it was before