If you help me, I'll love you forever!, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

If you've read Romeo and Juliet then, read on:

I need to make two epitaphs, in the form of 4 rhyming couplets or a shakespearean sonnet, characterizing two of these characters:

Paris
Mercutio
Tybalt
Friar Laurence
Lady Montague
Nurse
Romeo
Juliet

I suck balls at poetry, so if you have free time to waste on a Mario forum, maybe you can help me?

♥♥Love♥♥

EDIT: Has to follow one of these ryhme schemes:
Couplet:
AABBCCDD

Sonnet:
ABABCDCDEFEFGG

This post has been edited by Fiddy Three on May 12 2008, 06:34 PM

Tybalt has been expecteth to backstabeth thou, who loveth him in times and hours beforeth the high school.

Mercutio, the ***geth, god do I hate the lying scumbag why doesn't he dies already I hope does freaking *** last time I met him he was with my freaking girlfriend kissing and all and all he said was ALL SORRY MY BAD grr.

Oh that's helpful.

Do your own damn homework.

Why fail when you can cheat?

dancing and partying all night,
flirting with Romeo
marrying Romeo at the Church
mourning and weeping over Tybalt’s death and Romeo’s banishment
sleeping with Romeo on their wedding night
disobeying her father when he told her she was to marry Paris
drinking the potion Friar Lawrence gave to her so she will not have to marry Paris
waking and seeing Romeo dead with poison and his dagger by his side
killing herself with Romeo’s dagger so they will together in heaven
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo

I would love you but, it has to follow the stupid ass rhyme schemes:

Couplet:
A
A
B
B
C
C
D
D

Sonnet:
A
B
A
B
C
D
C
D
E
F
E
F
G
G

wth your teacher is mean by the looks of it

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This post has been edited by Julio Cesar F on May 12 2008, 06:44 PM

I just randomly copy pasted something from the net.

I don't need help rhyming, just the poems themselves.

A Hey Romeo
B I love you
A I love you so
B I want to play Guitar Hero with you
C Well, I can't
D Wait, what?!
C I said I can't
D What's up with that?!
E I got no hands!
F ORLY?!
E I can sing in Rock Band
F I don't own this game, It's crappy
G I hate you so much, Juliet
G Oh yeah I made a sonnet

This post has been edited by Makawee on May 12 2008, 06:52 PM

*`u`u`u`u`u

There once was a man from Verona Fair,
If I had to guess, he had crazy hair.
An opposer of the family Capulet,
When one is found, he throws a fit.
He buys his drugs on the List of Craig,
On both your houses - A plauge!
He is Mercutio and he rules this land,
Until the 'marrow, for he will be a grave man.

You owe me $500. This stuff is pure concentrated Vogon - I guarantee it.

This post has been edited by Kenobius on May 12 2008, 06:54 PM

I literally cried

while we're on topic can someone explain to me how the heck i can work out sin²θ = 0

I'm not going to pay you, but I am using this. I'll just change the drug line.

Do you want $500 in love?

check it first man

you might to know~

Ah, common, have some Shakespearean gonads! It's pretty clear Mercutio was a druggie.


This post has been edited by Kenobius on May 12 2008, 07:14 PM

I'm happy with my own gonads, thank you very much.