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Canada MegaTailzChao
Posted: May 17 2008, 04:41 PM
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Have five then seven
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:43 PM
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Eat your veggies.
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Wait, what? A Haiku?
I cannot speak in Haikus!
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:44 PM
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE (Yoshbert 1-Ups @ May 17 2008, 03:43 PM)
Wait, what? A Haiku?
I cannot speak in Haikus!
It is way too hard!

If you really try
You can make some haikus too!
Try to be clever


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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE (Darkyoshi @ May 17 2008, 03:44 PM)
Haiku?, Is the first time i heard that huh.gif

They are 3 line poems
They have syllables like this:
five, seven, and five


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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:45 PM
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:45 PM
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Well you know what?
I can't make haikus.
So don't bother me.

(i got it wrong on purpose :B)

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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:46 PM
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:46 PM
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hagan bromas
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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ May 17 2008, 11:44 PM)
If you really try
You can make some haikus too!
Try to be clever

Cleverer than him
Then itīll be perfect
But it will be hard
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ May 17 2008, 03:45 PM)
there once was a man
who had really brilliant plans
then he died from flan

Hey that second line
One too many syllables
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:46 PM
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haikus suck a lot
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ May 17 2008, 03:46 PM)
haikus suck a lot
i'd almost rather get shot
then make a haiku

I will grab my gun
I will grab all my ammo
Would you like that, sir?


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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:47 PM
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We're looking down on Wayne's basement
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:48 PM
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:48 PM
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:49 PM
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QUOTE (AquaMan @ May 17 2008, 03:47 PM)
We're looking down on Wayne's basement
Only that's not Wayne's basement
Isn't that weird

You're not poetic
Remember the syllables
five, seven, then 5


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function MakeHaiku() haiku = {5, 7, 5} return haiku end


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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:49 PM
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ May 17 2008, 04:49 PM)
You're not poetic
Remember the syllables
five, seven, then 5

You do not get it
Haven't you watched Wayne's World
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Posted: May 17 2008, 04:50 PM
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