Riddles

I thought "sometimes blue" meant like "once in a blue moon."

a man pushes his car in front of a hotel and goes bankrupt immediately

How?

he pushed the car on a trigger that set off a giant bomb under the hotel, and the hotel was his only property

Monopoly.


What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town
And beats high mountain down.

nope

put tone as if it was being spoken, and look into what a line or word could be

its one of the opposites of a hero actually

Riddle me this

Riddle me that


WHO'S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLACK BAT?

he waited till nighttime and went through the magnify door.

It is raining outside and 5 men are leaving a church none of them brought umbrellas, 4 of the men get wet but the 1 man doesn't get wet and is only standing.

How is the 1 man not getting wet?

... Well considering he's standing maybe he didn't walk out of the church?

The other 4 are pallbearers for the dry man.

jesus christ what the ****

no they all left at the same time 4 men are getting wet while the 1 guy isn't getting wet and isn't moving despite the fact the rain is above him pouring

He's dead Jim.


And he's inside a coffin, which the others are carrying.

your right damn.

A Bus full of people is travelling over a bridge on it's way to Las Vegas. No one gets on or off, but when the bus reaches the other side, there's not a single person on the bus. How is that possible?

Because they're INside the bus, not using it as surfing board!

no

If it ends up being a pun I'll kick your balls so hard your comics gonna get funny.

For those who couldn't get my riddle...

What's round on the sides and high in the middle?
OHIO.

the answer is

Spoilers:

all the people on the bus were married couples

... That made no sense at all.

single as in not married.