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Pucifur

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 03:22 PM

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QUOTE (Pip Bernadotte @ Jun 16 2008, 12:56 PM)

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?

Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town
And beats high mountain down.

Time, if no one has answered this.

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 03:24 PM

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QUOTE (Pucifur @ Jun 16 2008, 03:22 PM)

Time, if no one has answered this.

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The last one, anyways. But what about the others?

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Matt Thorndark	Posted: Jun 16 2008, 03:25 PM
Because Group: Members Posts: 2080 Member No.: 570 Joined: 23-August 04 Status: (0d)	A man rides into town on Friday. He leaves three days later on Friday. How is that possible? -------------------- MFGG 2.0

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 03:27 PM

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QUOTE (Matt Thorndark @ Jun 16 2008, 09:25 PM)

A man rides into town on Friday. He leaves three days later on Friday. How is that possible?

Friday is name of horse etc

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 03:45 PM

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QUOTE (false @ Jun 16 2008, 12:11 AM)

hardest one i can think of

You enter your house at night, you close the door, lock it, turn off the light and go upstairs

upstairs you do the same

then you go upstairs again and do the same but after doing so you go to bed

You wake up go outside and you find out that you are responsible for the death of 1000 people. How is this possible?

note that there is nobody in the house but yourself

nobody has gotten this oner correct yet lol

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Ryoga

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 04:10 PM

Molly is better than anything and everything. That is all.
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QUOTE (Yoshbert 1-Ups @ Jun 16 2008, 12:01 PM)

For those who couldn't get my riddle...

What's round on the sides and high in the middle?
OHIO.

I ANSWERED YOU. LEARN TO READ OTHER POST.

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Ryoga

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 04:11 PM

Molly is better than anything and everything. That is all.
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QUOTE (Flamedragon @ Jun 15 2008, 10:08 PM)

The King of the Jungle (the king of the jungle is the lion) invites you to the party.

Seriously.
Don't lions live in the Sahara and other areas in Africa? So they can blend in with their invironment? How the hell is a lion king of the jungle?

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 04:14 PM

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QUOTE (Ryoga @ Jun 16 2008, 04:11 PM)

Seriously.
Don't lions live in the Sahara and other areas in Africa? So they can blend in with their invironment? How the hell is a lion king of the jungle?

Would you want to deal with this?

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jul 1 2009, 11:01 AM)

one time i was having sex and out of NOWHERE that music started playing and the chick i was doing ripped off her mask and it was really a man

QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jul 10 2009, 01:33 PM)

You fools are all full of bs.

HURR THIS GAME IS JUST LIKE THE OTHER THEREFORE IT SUCKS

HURR THIS SEQUEL IS FAR TOO DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS IT SUCKS

HURR HURR I'M HURR IN DAH HURR HURR

QUOTE (Sparks @ Sep 28 2009, 10:57 PM)

you raped nemo

no wonder we can't find him

QUOTE (Delichanicho @ Oct 3 2009, 10:05 AM)

This topic needs to die of fire and aids.

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 04:14 PM

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QUOTE (Ryoga @ Jun 16 2008, 04:11 PM)

Seriously.
Don't lions live in the Sahara and other areas in Africa? So they can blend in with their invironment? How the hell is a lion king of the jungle?

Tigers.

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Morshu McPhereson

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 06:49 PM

Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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QUOTE (Empty @ Jun 16 2008, 04:14 PM)

Would you want to deal with this?

WTF H4X

Pucifur

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 07:02 PM

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QUOTE

You enter your house at night, you close the door, lock it, turn off the light and go upstairs

upstairs you do the same

then you go upstairs again and do the same but after doing so you go to bed

You wake up go outside and you find out that you are responsible for the death of 1000 people. How is this possible?

note that there is nobody in the house but yourself

Maybe its a lighthouse?

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:21 PM

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QUOTE (rtsmarty @ Jun 16 2008, 02:27 PM)

Friday is name of horse etc

You're right.

Oh crap, I can't think of another riddle now. I'd go with the Sphinx's riddle, but everyone probably knows that one.

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forums.mfgg.net Group: Members Posts: 9177 Member No.: 997 Joined: 1-May 05 Status: (0d)	a man in a town has been responsible for making many pranks in the town that has angered the residents, yesterday he created a prank so stupid the town went to his house with torches and pitchforks. When they got to his house and saw him, surprised they all left without doing any violence whatsoever why did the angry people go away without violence mommy --------------------

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Jazz	Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:37 PM
forums.mfgg.net Group: Members Posts: 9177 Member No.: 997 Joined: 1-May 05 Status: (0d)	Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk? --------------------

TurboMan	Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:38 PM
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Morshu McPhereson

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:39 PM

Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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QUOTE (Omega @ Jun 16 2008, 08:37 PM)

Polly Perkins was after a talking parrot, so she went to the local pet shop in the hope of securing such a find. She was in luck. The shop assistant assured her that the parrot would learn and repeat any word or phrase it heard. Polly was delighted. However, a week later, the parrot still hadn't spoken a word. Polly returned to the shop to complain, however, it appeared that the assistant was accurate in what he had said, and refused a refund. Why didn't the parrot talk?

Because it's a gay-ass parrot that rips people off and only listens to the shop keeper?

Demonlemon

Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:41 PM

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QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jun 16 2008, 06:38 PM)

The parrot was deaf?

Beat me to it

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Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:41 PM

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QUOTE (TurboMan @ Jun 16 2008, 08:38 PM)

The parrot was deaf?

bingo

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Morshu McPhereson	Posted: Jun 16 2008, 08:43 PM
Who's got the sweetest disposition? Group: Members Posts: 20184 Member No.: 685 Joined: 23-November 04 Status: (0d)	Oh. So the owner is a gay-ass jerk who tricks people by selling them gay deaf parrots but isn't technically lying when he says they repeat everything they hear because they hear nothing?

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