Riddles

I'm a cripple that can walk but cannot see, the wind blows around me.

Who am I?

a blind performer walking on his hands

Hey I love that riddle

teeth

1. A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?
2. It's more powerful than God. It's more evil than the devil. The poor have it. The rich need it. If you eat it, you'll die. What am I?
3. Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

2.nothing
3.Ice block

1.???

Oh man I hate riddles because I sit there and think about it for like 10 minutes then someone comes in and says something REALLY simple and I feel stupid.

the awnser to the a Echo with no voice is the wind

Either the man had hiccups or the bartender is a total asshole.

Both.

****ING HELL

Hiccups.

I watch crashbox.

$50 to the mfgg'er that can connect all these dots using only 4 straight lines.



This post has been edited by Xloce on Jun 15 2008, 08:52 PM

Impossible

Think outside the box.

Draw REALLY thick lines.

This post has been edited by Dr. Bob-omb on Jun 15 2008, 08:57 PM

It is possible. I will be very surprised if someone can get this.

Holy ****! That was fast!

and a tid bit easy :P

Now connect those dots in three straight lines.