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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE (Bigbowsa @ Jun 17 2008, 12:09 PM)
Sounds like a tree to me. I could be wrong.

Nope




A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Bird @ Jun 17 2008, 07:13 PM)
Nope




A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

This was already told in this thread.

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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE (Mr. Bird @ Jun 17 2008, 09:13 AM)
Nope




A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Its already been told...

But I like your version better. "Hold under water" makes me think of a photo more than "drowns him".


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE (Boxxy @ Jun 17 2008, 09:56 AM)
well 6th grade is a big step up from 5th

I'm in 9th going on to 10th grade! unsure.gif

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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE (LocoRoo @ Jun 17 2008, 12:09 PM)
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I am colored red, I have a crown
But when I get bigger, my color will be different
If I swim 30 meters
My energy will be spent

What am I?

sea cucumber



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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 07:56 PM
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QUOTE (LocoRoo @ Jun 17 2008, 11:09 AM)
A puny thing I am
Got nothing good on me
But something bigger
I am going to be

A king you could call me
But only in a land far away
Even though I become something big with the help of number 20
Most people call me an useless gay

I am colored red, I have a crown
But when I get bigger, my color will be different
If I swim 30 meters
My energy will be spent

What am I?

Something that would make you want to get in the car?


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:04 PM
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where does the general keep his armies


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:07 PM
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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE (Gemini @ Jun 17 2008, 06:04 PM)
where does the general keep his armies

In his sleevies


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:23 PM
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It destroys great things yet is itself destroyed by small,
It has a beginning but never ends
what is it



also I cant find the answer to this one sad.gif
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE (Gemini @ Jun 17 2008, 07:23 PM)
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Definitely heat

or the sun

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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:34 PM
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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Jun 17 2008, 08:25 PM)
Definitely heat

or the sun

elaborate please?


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:36 PM
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Whats blue, has four arms, and isn't Machamp?


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE (Dr. Light @ Jun 17 2008, 08:36 PM)
Whats blue, has four arms, and isn't Machamp?

a recolor of that guy from Mortal Kombat


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE (Dr. Light @ Jun 17 2008, 06:36 PM)
Whats blue, has four arms, and isn't Machamp?

Some hindu god that I cant remember the name of right now


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 09:27 PM
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Hey, I've got one:

WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 09:28 PM
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QUOTE (Razz @ Jun 17 2008, 07:27 PM)
Hey, I've got one:

WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW

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QUOTE (Demonlemon @ Jun 17 2008, 09:28 PM)
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how'd you figure it out

WRONG


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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 09:38 PM
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Done.
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QUOTE (Demonlemon @ Jun 17 2008, 09:24 PM)
Some hindu god that I cant remember the name of right now

Shiva or something like that.
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Posted: Jun 17 2008, 09:45 PM
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QUOTE (Dr. Light @ Jun 17 2008, 08:36 PM)
Whats blue, has four arms, and isn't Machamp?

Those Skuttle bugs from SM64


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