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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 10:15 PM
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 10:17 PM
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Molly is better than anything and everything. That is all.
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 10:18 PM
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 10:18 PM
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 10:21 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jun 21 2008, 06:18 AM)
"... were you cooking fish?"

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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 10:22 PM
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Molly is better than anything and everything. That is all.
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QUOTE (MegaTailzChao @ Jun 20 2008, 07:18 PM)
GOD, JESUS CHRIST

Who?

"Sorry, that was me."

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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:07 PM
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Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:09 PM
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:10 PM
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ITT people who have never had intercourse before talk about intercourse

and make TERRIBLE jokes and should FEEEEEEEL terrible.


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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:15 PM
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:22 PM
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QUOTE (Joey @ Jun 20 2008, 10:10 PM)
ITT people who have never had intercourse before talk about intercourse

and make TERRIBLE jokes and should FEEEEEEEL terrible.

does my hand count


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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jun 20 2008, 11:22 PM)
does my hand count

I can only say yes because I've had intercourse with your hand, otherwise I'd be a hypocrite


So yes.


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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:51 PM
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yahoo


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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:53 PM
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I DRIVE REALLY SLOW IN THE ULTRA-FAST LANE
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Posted: Jun 20 2008, 11:55 PM
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Posted: Jun 21 2008, 12:03 AM
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Posted: Jun 21 2008, 12:07 AM
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(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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Ryoga
Posted: Jun 21 2008, 12:08 AM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jun 20 2008, 09:07 PM)
"you feel just like your mom"

Fix'd.


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Posted: Jun 21 2008, 12:31 AM
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QUOTE (Ryoga @ Jun 21 2008, 12:08 AM)
Fix'd.

Oh god.
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Posted: Jun 21 2008, 12:34 AM
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There appears to be no slumber for the malevolent.
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QUOTE (Mecha @ Jun 20 2008, 11:53 PM)
CHARGE ME DOCTOR


I AM FULLY CHARGED


YOU ARE GOOD DOCTOR

UGH UGH AAAGH

GET BEHIND ME DOCTAH


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