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Pip

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 11:54 AM

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I just love these.

http://serpent231.tripod.com/testjoke.txt

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23. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress.
Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the
Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two
cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

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Posted: Jul 10 2008, 12:55 PM

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QUOTE (Sword @ Jul 10 2008, 12:10 PM)

28. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote
loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling
for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

Beethovens expiration date
that must mean he tasted rotten in 1827

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Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:08 PM

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18. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was
born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money
and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and
hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of
a heroicouplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

^I literally yelled out "What the f---!" at this.

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Sword

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:10 PM

I needed a new avatar anyway
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QUOTE (Sparker the Pikachu @ Jul 10 2008, 01:08 PM)

He was
born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday.

:grin:

Sparker the Pikachu

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:12 PM

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TurboMan	Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:30 PM
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Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:44 PM

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31. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions.
People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The
invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus
McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist
who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl
Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

*dies*

Good find.

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Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:52 PM

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17. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented
removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation
of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world
with a 100-foot clipper.

Hahaha

Love this one;

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21. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's
Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many died and
many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

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Pip	Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:56 PM
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Ndsfreak

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:56 PM

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QUOTE (tonberry2k @ Jul 10 2008, 11:52 AM)

Hahaha

Love this one;

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The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted
into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since
Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children.

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Pip

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:59 PM

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Freedman Background Test

1). What is the Latin word for “freedman” and which character in the CLC book 4, is a freedman?

Freedmanus

2). What two Latin words sum up the new relationship between ex-slave and ex-master?

Exslavus and exmasterus

3). How did a slave’s name change when he became a freedman?

Gradually

4). What rights did a freedman have as a citizen?

He could compete in the daily pie eating contest

5). What limits were still imposed upon a freedman’s rights and privileges?

No more than three pheasants to a battery

6). What was the highest position a freedman could hope to attain?

Royal shoeshiner

7). Why might it have been worthwhile for a slave owner to manumit his slave?

Incase he choked on a pineapple

8). Give 2 reasons why it is not surprising that freedmen became rich and successful?

They knew how to grow money trees

9). What were the “servi Caesari” who worked as personal assistants to the emperor known as after they were freed?

Nutritionists

10). Why might freedmen have been bitterly resented?

They leak oil from their fingernails due to being crossbred with a honda at birth. they also randomly honked and gave off smoke

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Posted: Jul 10 2008, 01:59 PM

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QUOTE (Pip Bernadotte @ Jul 10 2008, 01:56 PM)

http://funnyexamanswers.com/

Oh god.

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Pip

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 02:01 PM

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Tracey is wrong, Use an example to show Tracey is wrong.

Answer

She’s a woman

This one has a picture, but I'm using IE. Also, too lazy.

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Sparker the Pikachu

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 02:08 PM

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How did that kid PASS???

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Pip	Posted: Jul 10 2008, 02:11 PM
you are now reading my posts in chris tucker's voice Group: Members Posts: 5151 Member No.: 2941 Joined: 13-November 06 Status: (0d)	http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/09/30/jesus-civil-war/ http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/12/05/2gi...he-film-review/ http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-engli...st-answers.html This post has been edited by Pip Bernadotte on Jul 10 2008, 02:13 PM -------------------- **** are p. cool

Sparker the Pikachu

Posted: Jul 10 2008, 02:17 PM

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QUOTE (Pip Bernadotte @ Jul 10 2008, 02:11 PM)

http://funnyexamanswers.com/2007/09/30/jesus-civil-war/

I like how the teacher kept correcting it even though it was a joke paper.

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