Stupid answers to tests

http://www.funnyexamanswers.com/img/jesuscivialwar.jpg not only was jesus super cool, he was really smart. jesus was born in 1923, about the time of the roaring 20s (or when you were born. btw did you go to school with him?)



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This post has been edited by Fuel on Jul 10 2008, 02:27 PM

Has anyone else noticed that half the people are named Peter?

Yes, I did. Peter Nguyen.

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/exam-answers...ay_-_Capitalism


I can't breathe

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/fu...nalogies-p1.php

I requested my Morality paper from general studies that I got a U for (General Studies consists of five modules to which I attained AAAAU) but it never got sent.

I remember sitting there questioning how important GS was as an extra grade and decided to bomb the last essay question. Can't remember what it was about but I definitely gave cannibalism as the answer.

I wrote at least 6 pages.




Most of these things posted seem fake. Except the maths ones which are classics.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

This post has been edited by Dr. Light on Jul 10 2008, 03:55 PM

I've seen this before

but DAMN i haven't laughed that hard in years

it was actually hurting

oh my god

I'm serious about this.

What is the meaning of "Couch potato?"

I said:
A person who is very lazy.

Then it told me the answer was:
A Potato growing out of the couch.

WHAT THE ****ING HELL.

I'm guessing that's supposed to be Nomads

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