Worst games of all time, If you say Brawl, you die.

Superman 64

Anyway I'd just like to say every single NES game is terrible except maybe SMB but even that gets boring after a playthrough or seven



this is not a trolltoast i am serious


i ****ing hate the NES

This post has been edited by Promenade on Jul 12 2008, 11:15 AM

Super Mario Bros. 3 isn't bad. Even after so many years it stood the test of time and is still an enjoyable platformer.

**** i forgot that, i only ever played it in the All Stars bundle so I always forget it was originally on the NES

I loved the All-Stars bundle. I bought that, then I bought All-Stars+Super Mario World just 'cause it had Super Mario World.

mansuper 64

to be honest i've never really bought or tried anything that was horrible

in addition to downsides, most games i've played have really good upsides

I guess Superman 64.

This makes me want to pimp my review.

http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/article.php?sub...t_from=&ucat=9&

Sonic '06. One of the worst I've ever played. Not including Superman...

actually lemme explain myself

Phoenix Wright
This isn't even a game. It's a book with probably the most annoying characters of all time. People credit it for having one of the most epic storylines in a game ever, but that's only because the characters are abso-****ing-lutely ridiculous, so you can take whatever liberty you want with them and the suspension of disbelief is no problemo. Can't talk much about the gameplay. Like I said, it's a book. If you want a real portable adventure game, go play Hotel Dusk, or the Broken Sword remake for the GBA.

And the fanbase is the worst I've seen. Rivals Kingdom Hearts and any anime fan in the department of useless coupling, rivals Earthbound when it comes to self-victimizing fans who think virtually NOBODY has played the game they're obsessing over, and rivals Portal when it comes to shouting certain lines out of context.

Shadow of the Colossus
"THIS GAME IS ARTTTTT IF YOU DONT PLAY IT GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF"

Disgaea
xD horse weiners are so randum i luv animu and demons theyre dark and mysterious for dark people liek me prinny dood XD;;;;

Pokemon Red/Blue
Unplayable garbage. A lot of games are hit with the aging bat, and this one got hit harder than most. The remakes, FireRed and LeafGreen, are superior because of the fact that, for one updated graphics are always pretty. Two, updated system. While I'm not a fan of the hidden values and stats a Pokemon is born with and the fact that you have little to no control over, I AM pleased that they took out the fire spin / wrap ******ry. What the ****. As a kid, whenever that **** happened, I turned the game the **** off. I didn't even care if I haven't saved recently.

Also, psychic types don't dominate everything! Thanks to a lot of Pokemon having access to a dark-type attack (Bite has been changed to it.. for whatever reason. I guess biting someone exudes a DARRRRK power or something), psychic types don't automatically = rape.

So take your nostalgia goggles off

Soul Calibur III
The character creation mode was the sole reason I got this game. And what I got, was a remarkably shallow character creation mode that made it virtually impossible to make a character that didn't look completely butt ugly. Wowwww and I have to unlock more fighting styles for my custom character from the all new (and dull) Chronicles of the Sword mode. Essentially, it's a real-time strategy mode in which you engage in real time battles whenever one of your units bumped into an enemy unit on the map. As your unit won battles, they gained experience and grew stronger. However, the downside to this is that if you want to make a ton of characters, you can only choose to level four at a time while the rest of your characters will be level 1 near the end of the game. And you NEED to level characters if you want to unlock new fighting styles for custom characters. A definite no no.

Plus the Chronicles mode was just boring. The cutscenes were either you-can-smell-the-low-production-costs text explaining what was happening in the story (which I don't even care for, these text intermissions usually consisted of quotes from random generals in history), or remarkably cheesy dialogue, complete with voice acting. Gameplay wasn't anything to write home about either, all you had to do was park yourself somewhere,and wait for enemies to advance in, picking them off one by one before finally heading for the boss.

As far as the actual fighting game goes, the game was broken, enough said. If you picked Sophitia, you won, or if you button mashed, you won.

This post has been edited by MegaMan on Jul 12 2008, 04:43 PM

Superman 64?

Small change. Who here remembers E.T. for the Atari!? A game where you roam a desert and try to escape a black coated man....and that's ALL you do!

welcome to the genre of visual novels

well those aren't games so I guess you just restated what I just said

They are technically a genre of games, but whatever.

Dragon Ball Z Budokai Series (3 and onwards)

It's great an' all that we've got like a billion characters but the strategy is all the same. Run in, mash button, SUPER MOVES HRARGH, teleport, beat-up, ULTIMATE SUPER BLOW-THE-HELL-THE-WORLD-UP MOVE HYAAAAAA dead.

Tenkaichi added the CHASE THEM OR RUN AWAY IT'S UP TO YOU thing and SPLITSCREEN MULTIPLAYER (yeah okay no) and it sucks even more because of that.

... Did we really need all the freakin' characters? Lately it's just fan catering. Budokai 2 was one of the better ones... no useless characters and all the ones that were were either jokes or had some cool tricks (like Yamcha and Tien doing the Fusion Dance among others).

Look out! It's the Opinion Police! Oh no!

This post has been edited by Zero Kirby on Jul 12 2008, 05:07 PM

Don't forget that your opponent can make the most blatantly obvious lie to back themselves up and make themselves look good and it goes right over the judge's head.

Oh god yes I hated that

"THESE PHOTOS WERE IDENTICAL AND THEREFORE IT WOULD'VE BEEN A BOTHER TO SHOW THIS SECOND ONE BUT IF YOU MUST INSIST"

"this one hey this one is completely different look"

"NO IT IS IDENTICAL"

"but"

"IDENTICAL"

Phoenix: "...Therefore, all of this evidence proves that YOU, sir, are the real culprit!"

Prosecutor: "Um...no I'm not?"

Judge: "Well there you go. If he says he's not the real culprit then he's not."

This post has been edited by Sword on Jul 12 2008, 05:25 PM

Worst games of all time: Any game that Nexon makes.

They ban you right after you buy Nexon Cash from them so they can steal your money and you get nothing out of it.

I actually thought Budokai 3 was better than the first two.

I kinda liked the Tenkaichi ones (Except 3) too.