Funny Resteraunt Stories

I was in some local restaurant and some lady from another table keep yelling every now and then.

I remember once she said "The outside reflects the inside" and kept saying it while getting gradually louder until everyone was staring.

that's ****ing halarious.


okay
i used to work at burga king.
and this big ass fat guy comes in and asks for 4 whoppers, except all with different stuff. so we get the order to him like 9 or 10 mins later, and he sits there right in front of us, holding up the line, and unwraps every burger and checks if it's how he wanted it.
and i guess we got one of them wrong, so he gives it back to me and tells me it needs more meat or something, and then he says like
"i know you ****in smartass punks are gonna spit in this whopper now. and i'm gonna search the **** out of this patty for any trace of saliva; and if I find it, i'm taking these car-keys and jabbing them up your ass"
lol i was scared as **** to be honest.

My mum and her colleage went to McDonald's one day and the colleage ordered a "Hamburger Royal TS" (not sure if you can get that in the US too) "but without tomatoes and salad!"
The employee bursts out laughing.
Later they found out that the TS in "Hamburger Royal TS" meant that it's the same burger, just WITH Tomatoes and Salad.

I bought an applebag or whatever it's called in america (you know, the thing with honey and pieces of apple inside) and when I've opened it I saw that someone took a bit of it. With blue lipgloss. I brought it to an employee and I've got a free menu.

THANKS MCDONALDS! That's what I call service.

fff.

Employee A: "AN APPLE BAG HERE, PLEASE!"
Employee B: "HMMM .. Apple bags ~ *nom* here you go ~ *nom*"

Dis. XP

A few months back I went to Jack in the Box for the first time in my life. I got to the drive through and order the sirloin steak melt (which was pretty good). I pull up to the cashier and wait for my food. As I was waiting I hear the cashier saying "What?" a few times to a guy who was ordering behind me. About 20-30 seconds later when I look at my rear-view mirror. I see this guy come out of the car behind me and walk up to the cashier window and says "I want the sirloin steak melt." After that I couldn't help, but chuckle a bit. That was probably the best part of that day.

Man finds human head in hamburger: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2JUu8sHpH6Y

(I love the Onion! <3)


Anyway, we once waited in a drive-thru for 20 minutes (stuck between two cars), and nobody was getting served. I got out and tried to go inside, but the doors were locked. I could see the employees. Doing absolutely nothing. So I called up the manager and got them fired.

pwn't

To my knowledge, a Royale is a quarter-pounder.

Pulp Fiction teaches us that in Europe (particularly France), they don't know what the **** a quarter-pounder is, they have that metric system, so they call it a Royale.

It doesn't weigh a quarter-pound anyway.

Canada uses Metric as well, and we call it a Quarter Pounder.

Well, my grandma had once taken my brother and I to the local McDonalds. He prefers only ketchup on his cheeseburger, but when we ordered our lunch and guess what he got? A cheeseburger with everything.

He raged.

Yay Canadians *gives high five*

My cousins and I went into Subway, which was right across the street from McDonalds, and one of my cousins asked for an Egg McMuffin. We were all half-asleep and seriously thought we were in McDonalds.

The patty is a quarter pound before cooking.

...

Well it makes sense now! D'oh

at self



unless of course it actually isn't then we haven't really gotten anywhere ...


I like Royale better. :<

... They cook the food? Tastes more like a frozen-tossed-in-the-microwave piece of crap to me.

still heated up regardless.

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