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Ryoga

Posted: Jul 12 2008, 11:33 PM

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The Law of...

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it (this one is true every time).

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Which ones apply to you? And memorable records of where or when the applied?

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Posted: Jul 12 2008, 11:36 PM

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Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Happened with our weed whacker.

All of those are inherently true.

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Posted: Jul 12 2008, 11:55 PM

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Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it (this one is true every time).

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

I find all of these ones to be true.

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Ryoga	Posted: Jul 13 2008, 12:07 AM
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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 12:14 AM

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QUOTE (Ryoga @ Jul 12 2008, 10:07 PM)

I don't quite understand the Law of Location.

Its basicly saying that you are where you are.

Which makes alot of sense.

Law of Location = LoL

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whenever i feel like clicking "reply"
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Ryoga

Posted: Jul 13 2008, 12:54 AM

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QUOTE (Dr. Light @ Jul 12 2008, 09:14 PM)

Law of Location = LoL

Or leave out the "of" and keep all of Law and only the L of Location.

LawL.

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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 01:13 AM

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Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it (this one is true every time).

Hungryman Breakfasts. I miss them

Crash Test dummies. They stopped making them just as I started buying them

theres various others

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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 03:40 AM

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QUOTE (Pip Bernadotte @ Jul 13 2008, 02:36 PM)

Happened with our weed whacker.

All of those are inherently true.

Tell me about it. It's happened to my computer 16 times! (I counted)

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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 04:55 AM

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QUOTE (Piemanthe3rd @ Jul 13 2008, 02:13 AM)

Hungryman Breakfasts. I miss them

Crash Test dummies. They stopped making them just as I started buying them

theres various others

No, they still have crack babies coming out.

Also I find all of these to be true.

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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 08:19 AM

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where's the law about the only time you forget to make sure your door is locked is the time you actually leave it unlocked

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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 08:22 AM

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Jul 13 2008, 06:19 AM)

where's the law about the only time you forget to make sure your door is locked is the time you actually leave it unlocked

Law of Spite: Whenever a condition must be true, but checking for this is neglected, it will be false. Otherwise, it will be true and not require correcting.

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Posted: Jul 13 2008, 09:10 AM

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Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it (this one is true every time).

AKA Crash Dummie toy's & Slizer Lego.
my poor childhood sufferd SOO -_-
but thank god for the internet on the slizer question user posted image

yeah these laws are SOO true!

Edit:
Everytime you post something with out reading all the topic first, some one has posted about it allready.
(this post is liveing truth)

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