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the documentation says nothing about file:read() auto-advancing the file position FGF
not like it's a bad thing that it does that because it's actually pretty nice but still i just spent like 30 minutes wondering why the hell it'd keep chopping the first 4 bytes off a PNG thumbnail fdsafhg
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somehow i broke my export script even though i haven't touched it in two weeks
****
EDIT: what the **** i changed where it exports the level and it quit crashing
what
EDIT 2: ok apparently it crashes when i try overwriting an existing level file
wtf i've done this before without it throwing up what
EDIT 3: if i save a blank level right before i save one with **** in it, it doesn't crash and works as it should
ODD i must have ****ed up the script somewhere but i need to rewrite it anyway so
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i should change the title to "rar xgoff" because i've made and fixed about 20-30 stupid errors so far
after wasting 2 hours trying to get **** to work again
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oh yay it just spontaneously decided to start crashing
**** and i don't even know what's causing it now
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yes is should totally change it to "xgoff being done up the ass with a rake due to stupid errors and random crashes"
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fun fact: lua+ does not like having a million actions in one start of frame event and may or may not crash from this so you think it's an error in the script yet it isn't
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also it started ****ing crashing again, even if i comment out the functions that make it crash
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| QUOTE (Retriever II @ Jul 14 2008, 11:51 PM) | Remember I went through this.
For Vortex's object, I had to add or remove lines of lua code, even if I didn't do anything with them.
For Jamie's object, I had to add or remote objects or events in MMF, even if I didn't do anything with them. That's just what it took to make it not crash.
I PMed Jamie about it but he never really looked into it. Nor Vortex for his problem .. so what the hell. |
jamie's busy with OINC right now also both these events are what's crashing it  so if i remove either the create objects, or the other 4 (8) events as a group, it'll stop crashing fghdfg why This post has been edited by Xgoff on Jul 15 2008, 01:02 AM
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| QUOTE (Retriever II @ Jul 15 2008, 12:17 AM) | | Honestly, try just adding a few active system boxes or something without touching the events and see if that affects it. |
... holy **** that worked  jamie i think there's something very wrong here This post has been edited by Xgoff on Jul 15 2008, 01:26 PM
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| QUOTE (Retriever II @ Jul 15 2008, 01:42 PM) | rar lua indeed.
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well he did just add a collision mask checking function so i came oh wait:  ****
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 i can has color-coded console messages also even though lua+ is broken right now it apparently still works for this app?!?
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ok so i downgraded lua+ temporarily so i can actually test some stuff  ok now how the hell am i going to code objects if they don't want to access the main object table ****ing modules This post has been edited by Xgoff on Jul 20 2008, 06:53 PM
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ok so apparently if i use module(..., package.seeall) instead of just module(...) it'll work
i also read that i really shouldn't be using the module system since it can do some weird **** if you aren't careful, but i'm not doing anything insanely complex so i should be fine for now
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ok now how the **** do i get the number of parameters passed to a function
this is what i get for allowing the objects' system id parameters to be optional :(
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