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Inmate loses weight to escape through jail's air, vent

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Posted: Jul 20 2008, 07:45 AM

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http://news.sympatico.msn.ca/Inmate+loses+...=abc&date=False

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HEMPSTEAD, Texas - A man charged with murder has escaped from a Texas jail by climbing through an air conditioner vent.

The vent was less than 30 centimetres wide, and authorities said Darryl Layne Norris had been losing weight since arriving at the Waller County Jail in April.

Waller County Sheriff Randy Smith said the jail noticed the 6-foot, 160-pound man was missing after performing a routine head count.

Norris and another man are charged with murder in connection with an April 17 convenience store robbery. Smith didn't know if Norris was armed but considered him dangerous.

The Texas Rangers are assisting in the search.

Hempstead is about 80 kilometres northwest of Houston.

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Posted: Jul 20 2008, 11:45 AM

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Darryl Layne Norris

wonder if there's any relation

also he seems to have taken a page from the teachings of Duke Nukem and Dr. Gordon Freeman

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Posted: Jul 20 2008, 01:30 PM

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Oh god thats hilariously clever

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Captain Cook	Posted: Jul 20 2008, 01:57 PM
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Sonic_Penguin15	Posted: Jul 20 2008, 02:31 PM
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Joe Inky	Posted: Jul 20 2008, 04:10 PM
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