Joke Topic, it's not what you think

Here, we can post and judge others jokes? Uhh... here I go then.

A man out in the middle of nowhere decided to commit suicide by throwing a brick straight up. He waited and waited for it to fall and brain him,
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but it never did.

Eh? Eh?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMGLOL SO FUNNIE

...Please finish it 8(

you broke it.

*obligatory Women's Rights in spoiler tags*

ouch guys
Fine, I'll post another one then.


A woman in a hot air balloon opens her lunch to find a live duck! Startled, she throws it out of the basket and continues on her way, feeling rattled and confused. Some time later, she hears a whooshing sound. She turns around to see, right outside her balloon,
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the brick.

So I was playing GTA 4 lately, and that Niko character doesn't have it easy. He moves and changes jobs a lot, you might even say he's
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Russian

Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

Yeah I wasn't playing GTA 4 lately.
or ever

Over my head, but good nonetheless.

also

Hey, hey, what's this all about?

Vena is generally very fit, but today in gym class the teacher worked the class to hard and made
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Venasaur

Most people think that guro is absolutely disgusting, but whenever I see a hot chick the only thing I want to do is
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Scyther

Did you hear about that terrible food mart? After their dairy supplies were raided by bugs, they made the
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Butterfree

This post has been edited by MegaTailzChao on Jul 29 2008, 01:45 AM

I think you mean "guro".


EDIT: oh you fixed it

This post has been edited by Grant on Jul 29 2008, 01:46 AM

Yeah I made lots of errors and didn't think those jokes out very well and they probably aren't really that funny personally I blame the 4 cans of coke and whole bag of cheetos because god I can't stop laughing

The Biggest joke of all is:

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your life.

Your mom is the biggest joke of all

yeah so many people use it it's worn out.

That was kind of the idea Darkz!