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> Montauk Monster is a raccoon.
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  Posted: Aug 4 2008, 11:13 PM
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The Montauk monster therefore owes its bizarre appearance to partial decomposition. The tendency for the soft tissues of the snout to be lost early on in decomposition immediately indicates that the 'beak' is just a defleshed snout region: we're actually seeing the naked premaxillary bones. And this is confirmed by new photos which show without doubt that this is the case (oh well, so much for the eagle-dog hypothesis).


Is the carcass that of a dog? Dogs have an inflated frontal region that gives them a pronounced bony brow or forehead, and in contrast the Montauk monster's head seems smoothly convex. As many people have now noticed, there is a much better match: Raccoon Procyon lotor. It was the digits of the hands that gave this away for me: the Montauk carcass has very strange, elongate, almost human-like fingers with short claws.


I knew it wasn't a monster. LITTLE DID I KNOW IT WAS NOT A DOG AS I HAD PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT.

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Posted: Aug 4 2008, 11:18 PM
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I never would have guessed raccoon.


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Posted: Aug 4 2008, 11:19 PM
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Government cover-up


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 01:26 AM
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I was right about it not being a pig, dog or cat! Thank you basic biology!


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 01:28 AM
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Dang. I thought it was a Moblin.

Well it being a raccoon makes sense I guess... but how did it get in the water?


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 06:58 AM
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The skull structure doesn't look very much alike.


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 07:09 AM
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Oh God, I just realized that the topic icon bears resemblance the the monster. Nice find.


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 07:21 AM
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wait im not following, how old is this racoon?


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 07:34 AM
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QUOTE (Mario Gamer @ Aug 4 2008, 11:19 PM)
Government cover-up

I'd love to think that biggrin.gif


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Posted: Aug 5 2008, 09:04 AM
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A raccoon? OR A SUPER-EVIL-DEADLY-AWESOME-MONSTER-OF-INFINITY-OMNIPOTENCE? @_@
Just kidding, but a Raccoon? D:


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