So, I say things about myself

With the females, correct?

I wouldn't say I'm talented BUT I do DESPISE people making a big deal out of things. So I try to stick to the status quo so that people have no reason to.

Ok here's a condensed list for me:

-I can't smile. Even when it's real it just looks so fake.
-I have one blue eye one green eye. It's not EXTREMELY noticable but they're definitely different shades if you look properly.
-I, too, am far too apologetic. And cautious. I am not a risk taker AT ALL if it will disrupt the status quo.
-People should keep the same opinion of me at all times. I make an effort to act exactly the same all the time so that people think exactly the same of me.
-My Internet life and IRL life are pretty much as different as they could possibly get.
-Heavy Peter Pan complex. I wish I was still a kid. When I was a kid I didn't want to grow up.
-Self diagnosed inferiority complex :cool:.

-I like to bump threads

I just want to hear about yooouuu ;3;

-Theres lots about me to notice, yet the first thing everyone whos met me notices is my height. In fact, every person whom I have met in person through the internet has stated, first thing, "Your tall" or something like it.
-If a FPS has a shotgun, no matter if someone says it sucks in that game, nor if it's never used, nor if its a long range map, I will use it, and i will do very well with it. Somehow.
-I hate shallow people
-I don't tend to find celebrities good looking. Mainly because theyre fake, overly made up, perfectly lit, plastic surgeried lies. May as well be staring at a cartoon. I like real women thanks.
-I'm known for my bottomless appetite. And for my ability to remain a stick.
-It might be a kids movie, it might be a kids game, it might even be a chick flick, but I don't mind admitting I liked it.
-I am rather clumsy
-People say my voice is a good radio voice. I really am not so sure of that.
-I'm skilled with flyswaters
-I'm a bit of a pyro at times. I love fire and explosions a little too much. I once set the bathroom on fire.
-When I was little, I had an overactive imagination. People said I'd grow out of it. I haven't

You're the best person ever.

I'm not the only one

-I have dizzy spells almosst every time I stand up
-I play 3 different instruments
-My eyes change shades every so often
-I dislike my smile
-Used to be the stereotypical nerd
-I don't like wearing shirts with logos or anything on them for some reason
-Extremely self conscious
-One day, I'm extremely obsessed with something, the next day I don't give two ****s about it
-I have many great ideas, but lack the artistic ability to bring them to reality
-and much much more!

RIGHT?

Why does it matter?

I dunno, just wondering.

This post has been edited by Mr. Bird on Aug 16 2008, 02:12 PM

Oh, you~