Super Mario Prostate Exam!

Yeah, you heard right. Don't worry, it's rated E. Or it would be, at least.

UPDATE 11/24/08: http://mechaware.net/smpe/smpe.exe


It's still in the testing stages, so report any glitches you may find. Also feel free to submit suggestions. No, this isn't the reason Dex is making those Mario sprites; this is just a side project. My friend and I were trying to come up with new, exciting Mario games when this came up, which led to "Dude, let's make that game".

Controls:
Arrow keys: Move
Up arrow: Jump
Down arrow: Duck (but you never actually need to use this)
Oh and start=enter.

Sprite credits:
Everything in here is by either me or Dex.

Programming:
Mostly me, with a little help from our friend Phage

Known glitches:
-It is possible to make blocks go higher up in the air by getting a goomba-boost. I need a better way to do ? blocks, but that's a job for another day.

To-do list:
-More enemies (because watching them hit the finger is hilarious)



Oh, and for the love of God, DON'T LET THE FINGER TOUCH YOU.

This post has been edited by Spritanium on Nov 24 2008, 10:16 PM

Hey those gaps are really pissing me off bra.

Other than that, I suppose it's ok.

Also high goomba voices ftw.

Um, ew...
I'm never going to get that game!
*downloads*

I'll test out this game.

As soon as I saw that, Hahahaha wahoo! rofl! imao! lol!
made me laugh, and good job by the way!

Read that as Super Mario Prostata Exam :3

for the Game

1. lmao
2. lmao
3. yea not much so I can´t really comment on anything but anyways looks like a good (or rather funny) concept. Though I dunno what to do with that except runawaylevels..........

Funny game!!

Yey for new gameplay ideas...

Yeah, I figured each level would be basically "HOLY **** RUN AWAY FROM THE FINGER" and have an escape at the end.

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=c5e6cb0...2db6fb9a8902bda

Updaaate~

http://www.sendspace.com/file/2pb5ly

Another update

Jesus guys, why don't you post

EDIT: The room you go to after you go down the pipe is just a test room. Have fun jumping on toads.

This post has been edited by Spritanium on Aug 29 2008, 05:00 PM

I somehow made myself invisible and invincible in the first level

I dunno how


edit: oh and I can go down the pipe beside it.

This post has been edited by MechaBowser on Aug 29 2008, 05:05 PM

dsfsadg what

After I went gameover, I tried again and poof I was gone yet I didn't die

Hmm...it doesn't seem to happen to me.

Cool idea, polished too. Kind of frustrating though.

http://mechaware.net/smpe/smpe.exe Maaajor update

This post has been edited by Spritanium on Sep 20 2008, 03:43 PM

Comments are good

Maybe some intro would be nice, considering you're just randomly thrown into the action with no idea on how to control or how anything works.

Generally I'm against the idea about explaining controls through a readme or a post, and it's always nice to have them explained while you play.

This post has been edited by MechaBowser on Sep 20 2008, 05:52 PM

I'll probably make an intro at some point.

It'll just be something along the lines of "MARIO IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PROSTATE EXAM OH **** THAT THING IS HUGE USE THE ARROW KEYS TO RUN"