Let me introduce you to several fun buttons

[Black Squirrel]

They're fun!

This is Mr. PM button

Hello Mr. PM button!

This is Mr. AIM button

Hello Mr. AIM button!

And this is MRS MSN button because women equality

Hello Mrs MSN button!

They're all your friends! They like to be clicked in times of trouble. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face. One button that doesn't like to be clicked is grumpy old New Topic button! HE WILL CRUSH YOU, BEAT YOUR CHILDREN AND BURN EVERTHING YOU HOLD DEAR.

a.k.a. stop making ban moaning topics in the GC or I will ban you and your point will be made void. Click one of the friendly buttons instead. If I'm not online, WAIT. If you apparently can't contact me (which is VERY unlikely when I can store another 500 PMs in my inbox), contact a global moderator. However, that being said, if all you're going to do is flame a mod or admin, don't bother posting at all. Talk to a wall or something instead. Bricks get lonely.

Is it harsh? Quite possibly. But collectively you've burned out your ban moaning topic safety buffer so yeah. And of course, those who cannot comprehend private communication can use the exit too. Right next to that brick wall.

Thank you.

[Tragic]

You may be thinking to yourself, "But... but Tragic is never on AIM!"

This is true. However, my PM box comes to me in a pop-up whenever I open MFGG (I've made a special exception for it), which is rather often. If you need to contact me, do so through PMs, but if you're just going to whine to me about how I locked your religion topic, don't bother.

[Bacteriophage]

In fact. I'm going to make it painfully clear how you can contact me. In big letters, too!

You can PM me (and I do check my PMs, believe it or not) at THIS LINK.

My AIM is TurnThePhage and I'm usually online.

My MSN is TurnThePhage@hotmail.com and I'm usually online, but I don't check emails on that address.

My Steam ID is TurnThePhage, and my Steam name is currently THAT SION IS AN ENGINEER.

My MFGG.net name is Bacteriophage.


If you make a topic *****ing to me in the General Chat and you haven't tried every single one of these, I will ban you for the number of days equal to the number of "T"s in your post.

Since you kids just can't shut up, I'll make it the number of LETTERS instead. There, you happy?