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Fish flies out of a lake and smacks a teen's face, his jaw broke

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Twistendo

Posted: Sep 8 2008, 02:50 PM

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LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - It's a fishing tale that packs a wallop so strong it broke the jaw of a southeastern Arkansas teen and covered him in fish blood and guts.

Seth Russell, 15, of Crossett, was cruising Lake Chicot on a large inner tube towed by a boat when a Silver Asian carp leaped from the water and smacked him in the face.

Seth was knocked unconscious.

The teen had oral surgery to wire several teeth together and has back pain doctors attribute to whiplash from the high-speed collision.

He's not the only one who's had a run-in with the "flying" Silver Asian carp.

Carole Engle, director of aquaculture and the fisheries centre at the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff, says the fish do not fly but they are good jumpers and over the last year, she has had some calls about them causing injuries on Lake Chicot.

"Their jumping behaviour is a problem and their population appears to be growing there," Engle said.

Silver Asian carp were first imported to the United States in the 1970s. Catfish farmers brought them in to remove algae and other suspended matter from their ponds. The Environmental Protection Agency started a program allowing cities to use the fish to help clean the water in sewer-treatment plant ponds.

Seth's mother, Linda Russell, said: "He doesn't remember anything at all."

"He was laughing and the next thing he remembers, he is waking in a hospital."

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Nicholas Ainsworth	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 02:53 PM
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Goddamn, what is up with fish these days? First a stingray kills Steve Irwin, now a carp *****slaps a teenager and breaks his jaw.

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Toodles	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 02:57 PM
Awesome. Group: Members Posts: 3587 Member No.: 2033 Joined: 23-April 06 Status: (0d)	It's like "The Birds" except with fish. Still, that's an interesting story! -------------------- Feel like drawing good 'ol Toodles the Horse? Well, you might want a ref! And, because he's so photogenic, here's another one!

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Posted: Sep 8 2008, 02:58 PM

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QUOTE (Nicholas Ainsworth @ Sep 8 2008, 08:53 PM)

Goddamn, what is up with fish these days? First a stingray kills Steve Irwin, now a carp *****slaps a teenager and breaks his jaw.

you could say it's a bit

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Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:00 PM

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QUOTE (Black Squirrel @ Sep 8 2008, 02:58 PM)

you could say it's a bit

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Bugger, too late! Curse you, Black Squirrel!

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NICKtendo DS	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:17 PM
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Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:22 PM

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I laughed.

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you could say it's a bit

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Mr. Bird	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:26 PM
SUPAH DUPAH Group: Members Posts: 1402 Member No.: 4601 Joined: 20-October 07 Status: (0d)	Haha, that fish is awesome. REBELLION FISH LIVES TO SLAP ANOTHER DAY! -------------------- YES Let me have just a nibble at your brain.. Ref

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Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:35 PM

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Glukom	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:35 PM
OFF TO JOIN THE NAVY Group: Members Posts: 4071 Member No.: 2455 Joined: 6-August 06 Status: (0d)	I thought that was really funny actually. It probably wouldn't be funny at the time, but when you look back on it, this kid got his jaw broken by some random fish leaping out of the water. That's hilarious. -------------------- EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS AND DISLIKES THE DIRECTION OF NEW MFGG i feel your pain :[

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Newtkid304	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:57 PM
My life is dedicated to knowledge! Group: Members Posts: 483 Member No.: 3059 Joined: 13-December 06 Status: (0d)	Here's what I think of that fish It's a Country Fried home video featuring men with bows that had arrows that had fishing string tied to them, a judo point, and enough force to go through the fish. they were going down the river in a speedboat and were slaying these fish by the tens. -------------------- New ideas.....

Newtkid304	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:57 PM
My life is dedicated to knowledge! Group: Members Posts: 483 Member No.: 3059 Joined: 13-December 06 Status: (0d)	Here's what I think of that fish It's a Country Fried home video featuring men with bows that had arrows that had fishing string tied to them, a judo point, and enough force to go through the fish. they were going down the river in a speedboat and were slaying these fish by the tens. -------------------- New ideas.....

Newtkid304	Posted: Sep 8 2008, 03:57 PM
My life is dedicated to knowledge! Group: Members Posts: 483 Member No.: 3059 Joined: 13-December 06 Status: (0d)	Here's what I think of that fish It's a Country Fried home video featuring men with bows that had arrows that had fishing string tied to them, a judo point, and enough force to go through the fish. they were going down the river in a speedboat and were slaying these fish by the tens. Edit: WHAT THE CRAP, A TRIPLE POST AFTER I CLICKED ON THE BUTTON sorry about the triple post folks. This post has been edited by Newtkid304 on Sep 8 2008, 03:58 PM -------------------- New ideas.....

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Posted: Sep 8 2008, 05:17 PM

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Posted: Sep 8 2008, 06:35 PM

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