How to unlock Waluigi in SM64 DS

So basically, you just make up some random steps on how to unlock Waluigi in SM64DS (not true, of course). Like this:

1. Go to the front of the castle.
2. Jump into the cannon and aim DIRECTLY at the Peach painting.
3. After that, you'll see a giant star. Run around it 50 times while counting into the DS mic.

whats the point of this topic?

1. develop a texture hack

To tell filthy lies to our unborn children.

Go to the place where the luigi is real statue was in SM64 as luigi.
Yell waluigi in the area to trigger a boss fight with waluigi. Win and he will be playable.

This reminded me of Gamefaqs boards. Ew

done before

but anyway

go to homebrew channel and open up one of your channels in there. next, inside of it, create a pentagram [any way possible]. Weegee face will appear, and you should shun him for being a terrible internet meme. THIS IS THE HARD PART. You must defeat Weegee in a staring contest. If you shall succeed, there should be a new channel on your Wii called "FSFGSGDFG". Open it up and follow the instructions inside. Once you have sold your Wii's soul to the PS3, you can now power on your DS with SM64DS. Once you turn it on, WaaWeeGee should appear. Destory him with laser beams. Once you have done that, you have to throw the cartridge of SM64DS across the room [preferably out of the ds, brownie points if you leave it in]. It will open a time portal, and you should go through the time portal. Once you arrive, you will be in Ninty's JP HQ. Tell them [in japanese, no less] to put Waluigi in the game. They will decline, so you have to spend three years programming him in. Once that's finished, Waluigi will be in SM64DS. Congrats, you delayed SM64DS's release, causing Ninty to lose millions in your idea and now Ninty fanboys are crying all across the world.


This post has been edited by Mikau on Sep 17 2008, 06:13 PM

Its a game.

I did this, but I still have 3 years to go

move the truck in bob-omb battle field

Pull out the right side of the cartridge.

then take a dump on the nintendo Ds

eat the game then shortly after you will crap it out put it back in your DS (uncleaned) and you start as waluigi then when you turn it off repeat the procces if you want to play with him again. He jumps REALLY high.

You kill the Rabbit King or something.
I heard it from Mario Wiki: a reliable source

WALUIGI IS ALREADY IN THE GAME, JUST NOT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING

Say 'Unlock Waluigi' to the mic.

not this game again.

Shove your DS up your poophole. ALL THE WAY DOWN. Then take it out. Then put the cartridge, covered in holy water, inside the DS. Satan will appear and shun you for shoving a DS up your pooper.

You fail if you do this. AND NO YOU DONT GET A WALUWEEGEE IF YOU DO THIS

Here is how you unlock Waluigi:
1-Play as Wario
2-Go to Bob-Omb Battlefield and scream into the mic.
3-You will hear Waluigi scream back
4-Now go to the top of the mountain, where King Bob-Omb used to be
5-Now fight King Sponge-Bob and defeat him (He's there instead of Bob-Omb)
6-You will get a Ztar.
7-Go to the canon outside
8-Shoot yourself right at the picture of Peach at the castle
9-You will appear in a strange world filled with lots of Luigis as enemies
10-Waluigi is in the middle, run to him
11-Dimentio appears and uses the Luigis to create several Super Dimentio
12- Get the Yoshi egg from one of the corners and hatch it by singing into the mic
13- Eat the Super Dimentios
14-You will hear Waluigi laugh
15-You now appear in the castle again
16-Run to where you change characters, a door with an upside-down L has appeared
17-CONGRATZ U NOW HAV WALIGIE LAWL

1. Ask nintendo for a sequel
2. Cry and sob after they don't accept the idea
3. Do the above again 50 times
4. Grab your game
5. Eat it and spit it out
6. Let your body be host to various flesh-eating parasites
7. Play your game
8. If you're still alive by then, you'll unlock WAALUIJUOIGAIGWUOFWHI