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Drunken Man Wakes Up in Wrong Home, #150

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Twistendo

Posted: Oct 11 2008, 06:29 AM

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http://news.aol.com/article/drunken-man-wa...ong-home/206476

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GAITHERSBURG, Md. (Oct. 9) - Unlike Goldilocks, a man who stumbled into the wrong suburban Washington, D.C., home after drinking too much found the bed there just right.

Bob and Joanne Breiner returned home from a night out to find a man with a white beard nestled in their bed, sound asleep. Once police showed up and the drunken stranger realized what had happened, he apologized profusely and complimented the couple on their comfortable bed.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry," Joanne Breiner recalled him saying.

The man accidentally went to the Breiners' house after apparently getting off at a bus stop eight miles from his own home, police said. He entered through the unlocked front door.

Joanne Breiner said she first realized something was amiss the night of Sept. 27 after noticing crumpled aluminum foil and crumbs on the kitchen counter, along with a missing crab cake.

Minutes later, she recalled Thursday, her husband walked upstairs to the master bedroom, flipped on the light and noticed the intruder.

The man didn't stir, and Joanne Breiner says her husband wasn't even sure whether he was alive.

Quickly — and quietly — Bob alerted Joanne and the couple's 16-year-old son. They fled into the rainy darkness, not pausing to grab their car keys or other belongings.

Besides being scared out of her wits, Joanne Breiner said, she found the incident bizarre. "At first we thought, 'That's so strange, so weird, we couldn't even imagine,'" she said.

Police quickly arrived, made their way to the master bedroom and woke the man by shaking him. Breiner said he asked the officers what they were doing in his house.

The family decided not to press charges after learning the man had lost his job three weeks earlier, and police declined to identify him. Joanne Breiner even packed up some ribs and leftover soup for officers to give him.

"We are so grateful and lucky that nothing happened," she said. "It could've been a horrible incident."

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Posted: Oct 11 2008, 06:34 AM

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The family decided not to press charges after learning the man had lost his job three weeks earlier, and police declined to identify him. Joanne Breiner even packed up some ribs and leftover soup for officers to give him.

Some random dude is chillin' up in their house, senile and drowsy, and they just "find it bizarre" and then give him a free meal?

I'm trying this one day, if not tomorrow.

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Posted: Oct 11 2008, 08:42 AM

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QUOTE (JetSetRamazuki13 @ Oct 11 2008, 01:34 PM)

Some random dude is chillin' up in their house, senile and drowsy, and they just "find it bizarre" and then give him a free meal?

I'm trying this one day, if not tomorrow.

He had lost his job and he went there by accident.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE"

"What? Oh my, am I in the wrong house?"

"IM ****ING CALLING THE COPS SO THEY'LL HAUL YOUR ASS TO PRISON"

I don't think so.

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Posted: Oct 11 2008, 08:48 AM

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QUOTE (Ultramario @ Oct 11 2008, 07:31 AM)

EDIT: But who the **** leaves their front door unlocked?

We usually do. Cape Cod is pretty relaxed area. And, we have a dog who barks like crazy when she sees someone she doesn't know.

Anyway, that drunk guy is the most awesome guy on the planet today.

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QUOTE (Boxxy @ Oct 11 2008, 09:50 AM)

This happens every day

why is it on the news

Because this day, the person got some ribs out of the deal.

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Posted: Oct 11 2008, 09:34 AM

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QUOTE (Ultramario @ Oct 11 2008, 07:31 AM)

Remember kiddies! This is why you should have control on yourself.

EDIT: But who the **** leaves their front door unlocked?

Hi.

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Posted: Oct 11 2008, 09:50 AM

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This was a nice story! Thanks, Twistendo!

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QUOTE (Elyk @ Oct 11 2008, 08:42 AM)

What a nice family.

Indeed.

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QUOTE (locomotive @ Oct 11 2008, 02:38 PM)

is it really that inconvenient to just lock your door?

It's not a matter of inconvenience, it's just a matter of it not really being important

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