I want a pants warmer

don't you hate it when you put on pants in the morning and they're freezing cold?

idk because i sleep with my school uniform on

Have you tried putting them in the dryer for a minute or two before you put them on?

reminds me of ravans pants

Problem with heating them is after you put them on, you feel them cool off instead of feeling them warm up

yeah I know whatchya mean... but usually when I get up, I put on a robe first... not warm either, but at least it's a big blanket with sleeves.

I know where you can get one cheap. They're called 'women.'



...ok no idea where I was going with that joke.

I should have a radiator in my pants

You would become a millionaire.

if I had a nickel for every time I heard that

"Is that a radiator in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?"

Or am I just making you hot?

maybe some kind of vibrator would cuddly some warmth into them

Pull them up so fast it generates fire from the leg hair.

this is actually an amazing idea

do it

ouch