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drinking coffee *can* lead to smaller breasts, *and lower cancer risk* in certain women

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Lightning

Posted: Oct 23 2008, 05:24 AM

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basically if you're a woman with this certain gene, drinking two or three cups of coffee a day will slow both the growth of your breasts and the onset of breast cancer.

three cheers for those of us who liek delicious flat chest

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Tac400	Posted: Oct 23 2008, 06:44 AM
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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 06:56 AM

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it's not the caffeine.
and I'd think banning female coffee consumption for something that can reduce the risk of breast cancer in a decent proportion of females, leaving the rest largely unaffected, would be quite dumb

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Tri	Posted: Oct 23 2008, 09:12 AM
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Tuah	Posted: Oct 23 2008, 09:25 AM
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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 09:53 AM

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QUOTE (Tri @ Oct 23 2008, 10:12 AM)

Why don't they spend their time on something more useful like creating edible and nutritious dirt for those poor African kids?! :angry:

this is a matter of discovering how the world already works (science) rather than creating something new (technology)

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Parakarry	Posted: Oct 23 2008, 11:28 AM
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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 11:31 AM

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QUOTE (Parakarry @ Oct 23 2008, 10:28 AM)

I'm a big coffee drinker, but I'm a guy. What happens to me?

it shrinks your nuts, but at least you have a lower risk of testicular cancer!

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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 02:35 PM

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 23 2008, 05:31 PM)

it shrinks your nuts, but at least you have a lower risk of testicular cancer!

Reverse puberty for lower risk of cancer?

I'd rather not die a woman.

Plus you might still be subsceptible to prostate cancer

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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 03:43 PM

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Oct 23 2008, 06:31 PM)

it shrinks your nuts, but at least you have a lower risk of testicular cancer!

I want to see a 80-year old coffee virgin then

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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 03:46 PM

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QUOTE (LuigiFan @ Oct 23 2008, 10:45 PM)

i wonder what the women think of this

still waiting for mrs. aforcer

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QUOTE (LuigiFan @ Oct 23 2008, 09:45 PM)

i wonder what the women think of this

'I like my boobs to be big, thank you very much (I ENJOY MAKING MEN LUSTFUL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)'

OR the complete opposite!

'Thank god I finally found a way to BOTH get men to actually speak to my face and not my chest AND reduce the risk of breast cancer!'

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Posted: Oct 23 2008, 03:51 PM

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QUOTE (Tri @ Oct 23 2008, 08:47 PM)

Good luck with women.

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QUOTE (Hippoman @ Oct 23 2008, 09:51 PM)

Good luck with women.

And over here, ladies and gents, is a perfecte example of WHY WE CAN'T HAVE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD (forum)

EDIT: perfecte sounds like a fancy French word!

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