Halloween isn't Halloween.

Money grubbing corporate jackasses having a "stupid not scary halloween costume and ****ty candy" circlejerk != Halloween.

Halloween is a time of the undead, the scary, the spooky, the gross, not OPTIMUS PRIEM ADN ALADNI HAVIN A PARTEE. I see these little ******s everywhere I went last year, dressed up like little ninjas or something, spouting the automatic reflex of the chant, nay, verbal contract: "Trick Or Treat.", handing out their pillow sacks or plastic bags in response to the treater reaching toward the candy.
I once thought this way, too, but it's changed over time. I don't exactly understand WHY these little peckerheads decide to dress up in little princess costumes, prancing around with their mother, acting everso sweet. This year, however, things are going to change.

If you're going trick-or-treating this year, please teach these children a lesson on what true horror is.

...GRRRRR
edit: egging and tping are ****ty too, do something right like throw pig blood all over their house or the ever so classic brick through a window.

This post has been edited by Mikau on Oct 31 2008, 03:13 PM

I'm the guy that chases them with an axe :3

so how many more FA topics are you going to repost

there's a fa thread about halloween?

Haven't been there today, actually. :<

Oh wait the OP isn't a FA quote? Huh, seemed like it.

You're free to go.

lol

eggs are stupid but bricks are classic

Unless they're alien eggs! Then they hatch and the larvae hide in your fridge, eating all your cheese.

hehehe "circlejerk"

Oh come ON, I was skimming through /b/ and /dra/ just to see what you were talking about

more like lolloween

loliween

halloween sucks anyway

free candy and everlasting pranks != win?

The only original costume i saw was someone dressed as Hugh Hefner (?) without a shirt. Just a strap to cover his genitals

He took it off because everyone wanted to take his robe off :[