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Posted: Nov 24 2008, 04:50 PM

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http://www.wftv.com/news/18051638/detail.html

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RALEIGH, N.C. -- Stopped. Cold turkey.

Police in Garner, N.C., said a shopper clubbed an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman's car in a grocery store parking lot on Sunday.

Police said 30-year-old Fred Louis Ervin, of Raleigh, stole money from a gas station before running across the street and beating Irene Moorman Bailey while attempting to steal her car.

Other shoppers came to her rescue, including one who hit Ervin with the turkey, police said. Police did not release the person's name.

Despite serious head injuries, Ervin got away in Bailey's car and hit several other cars as he fled, police said. But police arrested him a short time later.

Ervin faces several charges, including assault inflicting serious injury. He was hospitalized Monday in good condition, a hospital spokeswoman said. He had not yet been assigned a lawyer and was to appear in court Dec. 30.

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-Bwario-	Posted: Nov 24 2008, 04:53 PM
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RetroXYZ	Posted: Nov 24 2008, 06:49 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2008, 06:54 PM

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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Nov 24 2008, 11:49 PM)

Getting clubbed with a turkey... that could probably have killed him, or at least make him pass out.

Very unlikely that it would have killed him.

Unless the turkey was still alive and ripped out his brain stem.

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RetroXYZ	Posted: Nov 24 2008, 07:04 PM
Standard Member Group: Members Posts: 2714 Member No.: 4325 Joined: 27-August 07 Status: (0d)	Umm, no? A frozen turkey can weigh about 25 pounds. If you can get killed by being clubbed by a 5-pound baseball bat in the head, you can certainly get killed by a 25 pound turkey.

Mariofany	Posted: Nov 24 2008, 07:40 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2008, 09:03 PM

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looks like he went cold turkey

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Posted: Nov 24 2008, 09:32 PM

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QUOTE (RetroXYZ @ Nov 24 2008, 07:04 PM)

Umm, no? A frozen turkey can weigh about 25 pounds. If you can get killed by being clubbed by a 5-pound baseball bat in the head, you can certainly get killed by a 25 pound turkey.

more damage is dealt the smaller the surface area of the striking object. hence a hammer will hurt more than a fireplace shovel, etc.

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blackcat12	Posted: Nov 24 2008, 11:02 PM
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Posted: Nov 24 2008, 11:40 PM

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QUOTE (blackcat12 @ Nov 24 2008, 11:02 PM)

It's weird how he was still able to drive off, even when being attacked by a bunch of shoppers and after being smacked with a frozen turkey.

I know, he must have really been a cold, hardened criminal

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Posted: Nov 24 2008, 11:54 PM

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QUOTE (Jay902 @ Nov 24 2008, 04:12 PM)

Ouch, that have to hurt.

My thoughts exactly.

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Posted: Nov 25 2008, 02:56 AM

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If this happened in Finland, the turkey-swinger would be sued.

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Posted: Nov 25 2008, 03:04 AM

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QUOTE (LocoRoo @ Nov 25 2008, 02:56 AM)

If this happened in Finland, the turkey-swinger would be sued.

Turkey swinger might yet be sued here if guy had serious trauma

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