Boob Experiment Results, Doesn't this grab attention?

I summed up most of the experiment in a conversation with Mikau. So, some of this will be in IM form and may contain sloppy typos.

Purpose: Do boobs really do get in the way of certain activities to the point where you can't stand them?

Hypothesis: If boobs really do start to get annoying, then I'm superman. Women are just looking for something to complain about.

Observations:
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
so i found out i wasn't goign to be here friday and i did that thing today instead
Mikau says:
what
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
remember that topic the other day about everyone wearing a bra on friday stuffed with something so we can feel the "pain and suffering" women have to put up with every day
Mikau says:
what no
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
oh well i wore one today and filling it with socks and then throwing a t-shirt over it can produce some real looking boobs
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
at first they were uncomfortable but after a while i forgot they were there and only noticed when i tired to pick stuff up, when crossing my arms, and things like that
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
women are correct when they say their boobs kind of get in the way a little

...*Skipping the next few lines*...

Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
my day was pretty funny, i went outside for a while to see if people would notice if i had boobs today
Mikau says:
kljglghfghf
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
i showed this old lady walking her dog my bra
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
because a lot of people didn't notice so i was like "hey i don't know this lady anyway." i think people didn't notice becuase i was wearing my huge orange jacket, even though it was unzipped it probably made me look normal
Mikau says:
I wonder if people thought you were a ****** guy or something
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
haha
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
the old lady was the only one who noticed becuase i kind of showed her. the 4 other people i talked to, up-close even, didn't
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
well i think my neighbor's grandson did, cause he looks at me strange but didn't say anything. he's like 14 so i would think he would of yelled something if he saw that i had boobs but idk
Mikau says:
i can't stop laughing jesus christ l;gjhl q ljfl;g bcv
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
i'll have to try this experiment again in the summer with just a t-shirt

Procedure:
Keep in mind this section happened over the course of the last three days. To set up a simple time-line see the end of this section after reading.

Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
hardest part of this experiment was obtaining the bra
Mikau says:
where'd you get it from
Mikau says:
or was i not paying attention
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
i explained to one of my good friends about this "experiment" i wanted to conduct. so i asked her for a bra. she said she would let me use one of hers or if i gave her some money she could buy one for me
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
i gave her like a $100 becuase that was the smallest thing i had and i told her to give me the change
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
she got more than one bra, a few from victora's secret that are different from each other apparently (wired, push-up, padded, etc) and a few from some other places
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
i got like $7 back
Mikau says:
ffffff
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
and now i ahve like twenty bras in my boxer drawer
Mikau says:
jesus christ jkahklhfdjdgdsh
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
***more than twenty
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
she even gave me some of her old ones that she didn't like any more
Mikau says:
fofhjrehkl45ty
Mikau says:
i swear hahaha

Monday - Request to borrow bra, gave girl money instead because I didn't want to wear my friend's bra.
Tuesday - Girl went shopping and had me go to her house to pick up the bra. It ended up being a bag full of bras and less money back than expected.
Wednesday - Day of the experiment (today)

Conclusion:
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
even though i got some pretty good conclusions this time
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
1. stuffing bras with socks or boxers can make realistic-looking boobs. 2. women are right when they say boobs get in the way a little when they do certain things
Mikau says:
3. Never wear a big orange coat to look like a dickgirl
Grimmjow Jaggerjack (Mike) says:
haha


And, that's how my day went today. It was slightly interesting.


EDIT: also if you're wondering why I'm not mad at the girl for spending most of my money, the reason is that I probably owe her even more than the money she spent. She covers for me on days I forget lunch money in school. Those $2 add up fast.

This post has been edited by Fiddy Three on Nov 26 2008, 10:35 PM

fff
this experiment
i don't think there's much of anything to say

except i hope you do your own laundry

so everyone else will be doing the same thing tomorrow except for you?

good

good

I haven't known or heard of any girl who wouldn't want their boobs, and most would want them bigger.
Those who says they get in their way just wants male attention. It's like "HEY LOOK AT THESE THEY ARE HUGE THEY GET IN THE WAY"

Well today's Wednesday and the plan was for Friday. So, you mean two days. I'm going to be at my cousin's house in New York. I wouldn't have a chance to join you guys on Friday. Unless I want my family to think I'm gay (no offense to gays).


@B.M.: I do but, man I'm going to be getting strange looks at the laundry mat.

I stopped looking for pictures of Claus just to laugh at this one more time.

*applause*

wait wait you mean the topic was on MFGG

fff i don't recall seeing anything like that

bull ****ing **** :(

it's like a (two?) ball n chain, I was genuinely SCARED ****LESS being next to my friend in aerobics, just RUNNING is bad

*scared ****less because I was afraid she's going to accidentally knock me out

This post has been edited by Salad on Nov 26 2008, 09:02 PM

I have a friend with huge boobs and she seriously wants them reduced. She's had D sized since like eight grade. We're in tenth now and she tells me she thinks they're getting bigger. She seriously hates her boobs with a passion. But, all the males are like "No, don't they're perfectly fine" as they stare at her chest. I said "whatever makes you happy."

And if you read the topic a few days ago, when she complained to me one day that they were hurting her, she challenged me to do this. MFGG just somehow decide everyone would on Friday.

@LuigiFan: The topic was called "My IM conversations are strange" the topic somehow went from posting strange IM conversations, to everyone wearing bras on Friday for like ten posts, back to the original topic.

This post has been edited by Fiddy Three on Nov 26 2008, 09:05 PM

I REMEMBER THIS

i certainly don't sdfsdg

something always goes down when i'm not here

oh god awesome

if I did that experiment I'd get my ass kicked

That's why I posted my results. For the people who couldn't do it themselves. I'm the test dummy for everyone else.

This post has been edited by Fiddy Three on Nov 26 2008, 09:11 PM

oh dsfgfdsdfdgfdsas

yeah, watching some of these big-breasted females run like crazy is hilarious for me and probably embarrassing for them to find out if i told them because those things go flying when running

You should go to some middle school track meets, some of those girls are ****ing woah

I swear they look like a 28 year old with breast implants

where do they get that fl;sa;jfg

you know

the sport bra is invented

By the way, who were the others who said they were going to do this on all day Friday too? I did it and didn't lose my sense of pride. Well, to be honest I did for a while at first but, you get over it. As long as you're home alone and/or have big baggy clothes.

I did it. Who else is going to do it?

This post has been edited by Fiddy Three on Nov 26 2008, 09:24 PM