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Mikau	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:32 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th. <WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population? <CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

Ziso

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:33 PM

Should I be concerned?
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QUOTE (LuckyZapper @ Jan 2 2009, 03:23 PM)

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

This has to be my favorite.

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B.M.

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:37 PM

take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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QUOTE (Mikau @ Jan 3 2009, 08:32 AM)

<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?
<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico

i dun get it

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Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:37 PM

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<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys

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<Video> anyone know where to get nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Best Buy
<Video> anyone know where to get FREE nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Wear baggy clothing to Best Buy

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Raccoon Sam

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:39 PM

You need to get off your high horse.
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bash.org PSSSSSSSH
here's some finnish quality from ircquotes

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<Liffe> Somrone had hacked into my MSN messenger account and talked **** to all my buddies aaargh >:(
<somrone> **** how did you know it was me?
<Liffe> ahahaa well I had to type 'someone' and typoed but hey thanks for confessing

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<timpse> heh, met joey just today and he mentioned that i had had some goddamn crazy new year, apparently the whole town had heard my wife screaming
<dOmi_> aw yeah you're the man B)
<jukk>

<timpse> yeeaahh but you know, i was in germany for the whole weekend...

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<Juze--> jesus christ, this idiot at our fall collection of money for veterans was real clever
<Juze--> he went there with his army clothes on, and as the grandma asks 'how many mornings do you have left?', the dude answers 'more than you do'

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Mikau

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:39 PM

Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips?
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QUOTE (B.M. @ Jan 2 2009, 04:37 PM)

i dun get it

mexican's stole cable from the people who actually had it

also

Session Start: Thu Dec 12 21:34:30 2002
<burzzzzzz> 23:56:55
<burzzzzzz> 3 more mins !! :D
<cystum> till what?
<burzzzzzz> i can drive on my own
<burzzzzzz> 00:00:01
<burzzzzzz> !!!!
<milolilo> you're free!
<burzzzzzz> <-- officialy a driver !! :D

Session Start: Sat Dec 14 19:38:29 2002
<burzzzzzz> i had a little disagreement with cement pilar while looking for a place to park my car :/

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Ziso	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:42 PM
Should I be concerned? Group: Members Posts: 992 Member No.: 3387 Joined: 2-March 07 Status: (0d)	* Hotaru dances more. <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> o-< <Hotaru> I suck at dancing. <Vulpes> God help us if you ever try breakdancing. <Hotaru> o/`>- -------------------- Newer Ref New ref Old ref JOHARI PAGE NOHARI PAGE

Thingy

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:43 PM

So long MFGG 2.0~
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<TIK_> Feck.. my machine just caught fire.. still going tho..
<-- TIK_ has quit (Quit)

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cynicalkane: why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
cynicalkane: because there's twenty of them

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Mikau	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:47 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	<comet_11> Dj Sexual Innuendo is 'in' the 'house' -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

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<PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today
<PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-(
<Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?

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LuckyZapper

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:48 PM

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(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
(@X2-down) er screamed

dfgdfdgf

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"Why do girls always prefer the distant, aloof, handsome, dangerous dudes instead of cheerful chaps like me?"
— Roger Ebert, Twilight review

dA

Thingy

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:48 PM

So long MFGG 2.0~
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<PhoenixBourne> Ok, so a friend of mine had an AWESOME idea at school
<PhoenixBourne> You know rohyphonol? (whatever the spelling is)
<linforcer> Is he gontna make a trebuchet
<linforcer> no
<PhoenixBourne> You know date rape drugs?
<linforcer> Sure
<PhoenixBourne> Right, rhyphonol is one of these. It knocks you asleep after an hour or two.
<PhoenixBourne> I should also mention, a side affect of rhyphonol is amnesia of events whilst under influence of the drug.
<PhoenixBourne> Now, a friend of mine had this idea:
1) Prepare ingredients
2) Take rhyphonol
3) Bake cake
4) Fall asleep
5) ??????
6) Wake up
7) CAKE?! CAKE! Where did this come from?!
<linforcer> SURPRISE CAKE!!!!!!

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Mecha the Slag

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:49 PM

http://mechaware.net
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QUOTE (thingy @ Jan 2 2009, 09:48 PM)

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sdfsdf haha

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Thingy

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:50 PM

So long MFGG 2.0~
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<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

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Julio Cesar F	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:51 PM
hornswoggle Group: Members Posts: 1262 Member No.: 2683 Joined: 17-September 06 Status: (0d)	bahahaha -------------------- DRAWING REF (gee ashura thanks a lot you rock <3~) ----------------------------------------------------------------------DRAWINGS----------------------------------------------------------------------[Hatman] [Vex] [Vex (in paper)] [Chief Blaze] [T-Man] [Doc Wario] [DaShydude] [BlackRocket 2.0] [Teh-Neko] [Guss] [Doc Wario (2)] [Shanks] [The Real Wart] [Shaw] [Smoke] [Hatman (2)] [Ravan] [Min-Pin] [FuPoo] [Smoke (2)] [Ashura] [Robby] [T. Anne] [Hackett] ----------------------------------------------------------------------DRAWINGS----------------------------------------------------------------------

Thingy

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:51 PM

So long MFGG 2.0~
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Eros: I'm going to shave off all the hair on my body and go running down my street screaming about how aerodynamic I am.

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Robbydude	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:51 PM
hey maxwell can shut up and go suck a ballion Group: Members Posts: 4045 Member No.: 1057 Joined: 17-May 05 Status: (0d)	haha holy **** -------------------- if ur reading this u r gay

Mikau

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:51 PM

Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips?
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QUOTE (thingy @ Jan 2 2009, 04:50 PM)

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nothing can beat this

nothing

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Mikau	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:56 PM
Abel-kun! Abel-kun! Do you have any scarred lips? Group: Members Posts: 2730 Member No.: 3779 Joined: 18-May 07 Status: (0d)	Charmaine----: I'm a 26 year old single mom ;-) Kolobos Psychi: Holy crap! a black women IMed me! @_@ Charmaine----: How did you know I was black? -------------------- Oh, Glukom!

Fuzzy

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 03:57 PM

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<Kurisu> what would happen if a serial killer went around choping mens saurkraut off and sewing them to his head so that he had several phaluses protruding from his forhead and temples
<RDreamer> he would have to wear a special type of hat.

EDIT: Saurkraut must be a censor, the actual word starts with a P.

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