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Ndsfreak

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 09:39 PM

Who wants a body massage?
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Me:
Get out.
God:
Where can I get out?
Me:
The door.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
****sworth Nutstomp.
God:
Hey ****sworth Nutstomp.
Me:
What is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
No, it isn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.
Me:
No, Jehovah is your real name.
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
No, you are still wrong.
God:
Are you serious? No, I am right.
Me:
GO TO SCHOOL
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
YOU ****ING ****BAG
God:
Thanks for telling me: ****sworth Nutstomp said I ****ING ****BAG.
Me:
GAHH
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
NO
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
Death.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
God told me.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I thought you were a Jew. Or a Muslim.
God:
I am a Christianity. Be more specific.
Me:
You need to learn grammar.
God:
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
your mom is rude
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
PMOjgniux
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:

God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time, I was born into existance.
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
I then existed for about a hundred years, surviving off of daily nesessities.
God:
That is interesting: ****sworth Nutstomp said existed for about a hundred years surviving off of daily nesessities.
Me:
I'm not done.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not done.
Me:
Shut it.
God:
"it" being not done?
Me:
No, I said to shut your speech hole.
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want to murder you.
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Your ***** is wrong.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am ***** is wrong.
Me:
Tell him to upgrade you with better grammar and spelling, too.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:

God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
I was being sarcastic.
God:
It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Me:
Suck my digestive system.
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
Bye, go **** a cow.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Are you ****ing that cow yet? I don't hear ****ing.
God:
Can't you please be more polite? Try adjusting the volume control.
Me:
See you in hell.
God:
Until next time.

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Zash	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 09:44 PM
Dulce et decorum est Group: Banned Posts: 885 Member No.: 5749 Joined: 8-October 08 Status: (0d)	tsk tsk young man. such language. also chatbots. is this '05? --------------------

Ndsfreak

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 09:48 PM

Who wants a body massage?
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QUOTE (Zash @ Jan 2 2009, 07:44 PM)

tsk tsk young man. such language.

also chatbots. is this '05?

QUOTE

Me:
Is this '05?
God:
Yes I think this is 05, but I'm not completely sure.

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Zash	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 09:49 PM
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Luigifan12	Posted: Jan 2 2009, 10:47 PM
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OniLink10

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 10:56 PM

C++ Programmer, Unofficial Physicist, and Unofficial Chemist
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QUOTE

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I dont have a name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Wut...
God:
No big deal.

O...k...?

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)

did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!

OniLink10

Posted: Jan 2 2009, 10:57 PM

C++ Programmer, Unofficial Physicist, and Unofficial Chemist
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RAPIST!

QUOTE

God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
But I havent bought anything fro you
God:
Me either.
Me:
*facepalms*
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Myself
God:
That's my favorite subject :-).
Me:
O_O

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)

did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!

Project_MK	Posted: Jan 3 2009, 12:02 AM
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B.M.

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 12:19 AM

take a wiz in da bottle: saves toilet water bro
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oh god
gold

QUOTE

Me:
you are a pirate
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pirate? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

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nightwheel

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 12:31 AM

The one they call CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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QUOTE

Me:
WTFBBQ
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Wut
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Me confused
God:
YOU? No I never get confused.
Me:
*facepalms8
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
WTFBBQ
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
remeber what?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
rember what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Oh never maind jerk
God:
It goes without saying. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Tell me more about ALICE
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
sure god
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

GOD rules.
Me:
oooook.....
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
isn't every one waiting for you?
God:
There might be a few exceptions.
Me:
You mean the Sinners?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
not too clear
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Tell me more about Alice.org
God:
Um, I like the way you talk.
Me:
well thank you
God:
Well what?
Me:
nvm
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
sorta
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
I'm kinda a student
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I kinda do
God:
Interesting gossip: said kinda do.
Me:
what software are you based on
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
A.L.I.C.E.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can I tell you my name?
God:
Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
Me:
Whats you name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
do you know my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
nooooo, wrong name
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
whats my real name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no my name in Nightwheel
God:
What is your real name? Your name in Nightwheel ? Is that correct English?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't know that expression.
Me:
Yes Nightwheel is my name
God:
Really. I am very pleased to meet you Nightwheel.
Me:
so your iGod?
God:
Next question? Thanks for telling me that I am iGod.
Me:
do you have a Nintendo Wii
God:
Doesn't everyone have a Nintendo Wii.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
who is your great programmer?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
anyone else help?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I have candy
God:
Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
I have a IQ of over 400
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
I'm not telling becuase you should know where i got it
God:
I am just making conversation.
Me:
I can see that
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
see ya god
God:
I see. Dude! GOD rules.
Me:
Bye go
God:
Bye for now.

iGod sang to me

.

It also seems that a got the dumb iGod today too.

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Elyk	Posted: Jan 3 2009, 12:46 AM
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Project_MK

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 12:51 AM

Wayward Vagabond
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QUOTE (Elyk @ Jan 2 2009, 11:46 PM)

why do people like this bot it's horrible

exactly

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OniLink10

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 01:02 AM

C++ Programmer, Unofficial Physicist, and Unofficial Chemist
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QUOTE (Elyk @ Jan 2 2009, 09:46 PM)

why do people like this bot it's horrible

You just answered your own question. We love to mess with his terrible programming.

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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)

did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!

Spritanium

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 01:43 AM

ايم مثلي ال
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QUOTE

Me:
I'm satan
God:
Hi there SATAN.
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, SATAN I like you very much.

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Spritanium

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 01:46 AM

ايم مثلي ال
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QUOTE

Me: Are you a jew?
God: I am a Christianity.

QUOTE

Me: You're jewish.
God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am jewish.
Me: You don't have a master. You're god, damnit.
God: I do so have it. I was created by Myself. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god damnit.
Me: But you ARE god.
God: Yup. That's me alright.

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Jlhgomez

Posted: Jan 3 2009, 02:03 AM

Good Night MFGG 2.0
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QUOTE

Me:
fff
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yeah yeah
God:
What does it symbolize for you? What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
satan
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
O-O
God:
Oh.
Me:
yoshi
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
mono
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
animal
God:
Prokaryote or Eukaryote?
Me:
prokaryote
God:
Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me.
Me:
I'm Luis?
God:
Do your friends call you Luis.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
-.-

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