To: Black Squirrel

I'm not really sure how I should say this and I'm not a great speech writer so I hope I do okay here. Phew. Okay. Here it goes:

Black Squirrel, I'm in love with you. My name's Hannah. I'm fourteen and I'll be fifteen on the sixteenth of February. I love Mario games and I've been coming to archive.mfgg.net every week to see previews of awesome Mario fangames. I just registered today. I've been a HUGE fan of Mario games for two years now. I used to only play official Mario games but a few months ago I learned about Mario fangames over the internet. That's how I discovered MFGG, which has now become half my life. That's also how I learned about you.

Even though I've never technically "seen" you, you are the most awesome person I have ever seen. You seem to know everything about everything. You always keep your cool no matter what situation you're in and you don't let anyone belittle you. Your words always have such power to them that when I read what you type I feel as if you're talking to me in person. Whenever you post a thread, it's like you're descending from heaven to bless people with your knowledge and spriting skills (I know that sounds corny but it's really how I feel). I've read every single thing you've put on this website since the time I first came here and I always look forward to seeing what you have to say next. You also seem to be able to do crazy stuff with HTML and computer stuff, and that's really cool!

I live in San Francisco, California. Unfortunately there aren't many Mario fans here. I first got into the world of Mario two years ago because my best friend was really into it but she moved away a while ago and now I'm the only one of my friends who likes Mario. My friends all think I'm weird for liking him. Whenever I tell people at school that I like Mario or when I try to talk to them about Marios I play they get bored and leave. I can't tell you how frustrating it is. If some one like you lived in my neighborhood or went to my school, my entire world would be different. But I've had to give up on that and search for Mario-friends online.

I don't know what your real name is. I don't know where you live. I don't know what you look like. I've only seen what you've said through this site. But I know that I'm in love with you. I can't even fully describe why...You're different from everyone I've ever seen or heard of before. But whenever I think of you, I want to know you more. I want to be able to talk to you about Mario and anything else you're interested in. If possible I'd like to just talk with you for hours on end about nothing but Mario. That would be the coolest thing ever. And it would be something I've never been able to do with anyone before.

What I'd like more than anything though would be to meet you in person. You wouldn't have to do anything. If you just tell me where you live I can take a plane there. I have over $6,000 saved up so it would be easy for me to take a plane anywhere in the world. I don't have any school for the next week so I could even fly over to where ever you are tomorrow. Or anytime that you're free. I know it seems a funny thing to ask but since I have more than enough money to do it and I have the time it wouldn't have to be a big deal for either of us. You don't even have to tell me exactly where you live if you don't want to. If you'd just tell me the name of an airport near where you live I can take a plane there and you could pick me up. Or if you don't want to have to pick me up you can just tell me some place to meet you and I can take a taxi there. No matter what I'd want it to be easy for you. If you don't want to I understand though.

But anyway, at the very least I'd like to speak with you. I decided during New Year's eve that I'd confess to you, so this is my "big moment".

This is a picture of me from more than a week ago during Christmas:


I'm holding a Harry Potter game there but I'm not actually into Harry Potter. My grandparents sent me it so I'm trying to look as happy as I can there. That's the best (recent) photo I have of myself.

I don't know if this was the right place to post this. It probably wasn't. But I really wanted to tell you this and since this is the internet, I don't know how else I can. I know that you are a webmaster here so I don't know if it is possible but could you make this message private so we can talk just the two of us? Then I can tell you my email (if I give my email here someone else might see it and send me spam). If I knew your email I'd have just emailed you instead of posting this here.

This post has been edited by mario#39;s hat on Jan 6 2009, 03:29 AM

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How old is Black Squirrel

I lol'd.

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doo doo da doo

This

I call Bull**** on this stuff all the way. I think this is totally a dupe account.

By the way, that's not the Harry Potter DVD. It's a video game, and one released years before this Christmas, to be exact.

Smells fishy...

Don't you get banned for calling accounts dupes?

They got the name on the envelope right.

Looks more like a birthday and a 9 year old girl to me!

Bwaha, they can ban me if they want to for making a guess.

Wow that's some serious latency there.

6days for a post to get posted.

All of you don't need to look at this. It was only meant for Black Squirrel.

This is MFGG for you.

How come Black Squirrel's not here?

cos he's not online....
plus this topic is just asking for a ban.

Oh JEESSUUUSSS this is what MFGG should be all about
god

You should send him tons of PM's stating your love for him and then sex him.

Then you should have used the Private Messaging (PM) system.

Down, Visionary.

This post has been edited by Mrs. Aforcer on Jan 6 2009, 03:32 AM