this made my day

http://notalwaysright.com/finger-lickin-good-parenting/1425

AMERICA

Too many times I've I've seen some ***** yell "NOBODY YELLS TO MY CHILDREN!!1!11" after the kids do something mindblowingly stupid aka kick a dog **** on the street or scream like no tomorrow

parenting requires some sort of restraint/discipline, otherwise you're raising an anarchy...

This post has been edited by MarioMK1 on Jan 6 2009, 02:39 PM

(I work at the customer service desk at a grocery store. One day I had a guy come up and cash a winning lottery ticket for a dollar, and this is what then took place.)

Me: “There you go. Is there anything else I can help you with today?”

Customer: “Yeah, uh…I’ve got some dishes to be done, some windows to be washed, and a lawn to be mowed.”

Me: *thinking he’s joking* “Ha ha, yeah….”

Customer: *blank stare* “Well…are you gonna help me?”

Me: still thinking he’s joking* “Ha, well, until **** opens up an At-Home division, I guess I can’t help you out.”

Customer: “So you’re not gonna help me?”

Me: *realizing he’s serious* “Well…no, sir. I can’t just leave and go home with you to do chores.”

Customer: “You shouldn’t be offering to do something if you don’t plan on going through with it.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but-”

Customer: *interrupting* “Next time, don’t offer if you’re not gonna do it!” *storms off*

This post has been edited by TurboMan on Jan 6 2009, 02:52 PM

If only he knew who you were on the internet.

Then he'd show you some respect!