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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:43 PM
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IT'S EGGSACTLY WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

i swear, they said "eggsactly" about 10 times during the infomercial and my rage meter went through the roof every time

I ****ING HATE PUNS THEY ARE NOT FUNNY


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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
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I'll never tell
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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:44 PM
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''suck my eggs''


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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:46 PM
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QUOTE (Serban @ Jan 11 2009, 12:44 PM)
''suck my eggs''

egg-sucking son of a snake


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DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
this concludes the test of the emergency disclaimer system, your scheduled programming will now continue. satisfaction guaranteed, and 100% cash back available under certain circumstances; restrictions may or may not apply within your place of residence
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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
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(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:46 PM
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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:48 PM
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THE OH-SO-SNAKE ATTACKS


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Eggo my lego?


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i don't give a Toad

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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:51 PM
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Come on, guys. Don't egg him on.


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Eno the Red Guy
Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:55 PM
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god i'm bored
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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:57 PM
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You need to get off your high horse.
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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 02:58 PM
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Well, your local psychic is off to visit your mother!
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Sounds like a really terrible Sonic boss

Like a beta version of a Secret Rings boss


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Makawee
Posted: Jan 11 2009, 03:19 PM
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Can't be any cooler
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EGG GENIE?

Isn't that the device with codes and cheats for eggs?


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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 03:25 PM
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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 03:39 PM
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QUOTE (Makawee @ Jan 11 2009, 03:19 PM)
EGG GENIE?

Isn't that the device with codes and cheats for eggs?

Fried Egg:

UUKXPLIA


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Posted: Jan 11 2009, 03:41 PM
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KABOOM ATTACKS IN ONE EASY STEP
whoops, wrong commercial


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