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In Western Philadelphia, born and increased, on the court of play is where I passed the majority of my days, Cooling outside, maxing, slackening any expenses, And all drawing from the basketball apart from the school, When two or three types which were not in any good, Trouble of manufacture started in my vicinity, I obtained in a little combat and my mom obtained frightened, It said "Your displacement to with your aunt and uncle in Beautiful-Air!"

Make me proud, HHH!

Macario died at the point of eating his delicious turkey. End of story.



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;_;

Peter Durand of the English retailer made the influence of the retention of the food that uses the fact that the patent is admitted that 1810 of the power. In 1813, the hole and Bryan Dorkin de Juan abrieron the factory where it becomes the first conserved merchandise commercial of England. In 1846, Evans Henry invents the machine that can around produce the power to the index of 60 1 hour. Remarkable increase with respect to quotient as soon as 1 hour does around of 6.

Half-Life: Full Life results

John Gordon Freemans brother was free people were entered into a computer in the office. He is my brother, my location is attacking aliens and monsters, but I went to seek help, he was aksed mail.

A free version of his computer, and wet, the roof of a building on the platform near the average person because of his bike and he finished and left the white coat was in office. Motorcycl JONFURIMAN said he got on a "life filled with the faces of my family name and my time," so I had to go to, he is alive.

How to tip the building of the free version, and landed. He is not a zombie for the driver of the road, his arms around his ddint.

contrysides was good, and the plants and birds were singing most of the sun from the sky. Freemans brother was John mood was set to explore. John free countrysides looked around and said, "is a good one for me and my brother on Sunday in what is, enemys to help defeat it."

Free John was delayed because he had to drive really fast. John came to free police officers near the car when I went to the police, he wanted a ticket had hiden. The policeman was in possession of the first free monster headcrabs John was here.

"I am responsible for my license here," said JONFURIKANTO

"Why?" Free headcrab oficer back to John.

This is because free headcrab John, in the head, oficer shot "Zombie", "My brother is a question of" who would have been faster.

The faster the speed of sound like a free version for quick Gordon, and he was where he needed. John free to see road signs and saw "someons under the" here shudnt ū "said John free to come around and write the most Ravenholm" I was using, he screams like Gordon again I fast.

John-free driving, flip another part Ñ headcrab zombie pulled out his motorcycle, the free version of the bike jumps infront. John was walking fast with a smile-free. The free version, look on the ground, he pickd it fast zombies in front of the house and found wepon goasts fired.

Free John "zombie goasts" and leave this place zombie goasts said. "But this is our home" and felt sorry for the free version, they are no longer goasts He couldnt zombie chalky house, killing the zombies live becaus goasts because of work.

Since then another scream from his brother John herds free, fast walking he did not actually. Ravenholdm the countrysides and the songs of birds died, but do not have anything, and the pants, a bloody messy dirty headcrabs.

JONFURIMAN shouted that the "free-free Gorden Gordon and his brother John last Fightin bosss! Has been started over here!" He went to Gordon FURIMANJONFURI fighting. JONFURIMAN, the gun is really fast, and take a shot, please refer to the last shot of the final boss couldnt see the bullet was fired from his boss.

Gordon Freeman, "Finally, it all!" In the face and punched the final boss of bosses. Free John, "My thanks to the fellow," that could help Gordon Freeman, "The next time that I have been here before," she said, smiling.

John Free, "fellow output is expected to be angered overed laughed!" And pointed to the sky. To see Gordon Freeman, "NOO! Fast you can run free for John!" John walked real fast and free.

John loked back and free, Gordon steppd from the boss to get the next, he was angry and upset.

"I will be the boss of evil!" Free John yelled at the top of the lung.

Continued ..?


btw google translator is better

The cake is to rolls.

We are not foreigners in love.You the rules and commitments I. A, what I think it would not of.You from other guy.I only say, as I do you feeling.Gotta. Never gonna up.Never will be on you. Never gonna run around and in the desert. You will not cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Not a lie to say and to hurt you.

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I prowadzenia Chevrolet Kino


the ****

The extreme sibling of [mario] the level which is gone

what

also
I am person of heavy arms and this it is my arm

One more for the road:
He' S which is struck with the chopping up, the beating, and the open hand

This post has been edited by MegaTailzChao on Jan 12 2009, 11:51 PM

It' s is only solar because there' opening A.S in the ozone layer

Ads in the year 2101, and was starting a war

Captain: We set up the bomb?
Soldiers: What do you think?
Captain: to enable the main screen
Cats: Hello gentlemen

done from memory

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone

Hey, it worked flawlessly!

The Amyrlin seat is the Aes Sedai leadership in asphalt Valon. Her complete book title is " Seal's watchman. Asphalt Valon flame. Amyrlin Seat" , but usually refers to Amyrlin. She choice which lives by tower Hall, and gets rid takes " Before her, Ajah which will see; From all Ajahs, still none" The symbol borders by hers female with the shawl with all seven kind of Ajah color. The duty only possibly only takes on anybody according to the extrapolation by the feminine channeler and to belong to the white tower.

In A.D. 2101
I was starting a war

What
We have set the bombs?
We received a signal
What
Main Display Start
Is your
Gentleman is?
Base are belong to us all
On the way to destroy
What you said
Have the opportunity to make their time
Hahaha

English->Jap->English->Spanish->English

"My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for."

became

"Respects justice where all truth one warrior endeavors the boy, this peace."

English to Russian to English to Korean to English.

That's ****ing awesome.

snrrk

Am I person…. of the heavy weapons whereAnd this is my weapon. She kilogram of hundred 50 and 200 dollars of fire, per 1 minutes measures the cartridge weight which was used the circular habit equipment of 10,000. As for that this weapon for 40012 seconds…In order to make start, no lever Toda who requires 000 dollars, someone touched Sasha? Without something to say. Someone touched my gun! ? The people of some person produces me who am thought and is possible to pulling out. Perhaps, [[sunihua]] perhaps. I' Still, ve Beeeeehhhhh which meets to one which can produce the bullet and pull out! Uwaaaaaaah! Wahahahahaha! You shout already a little! As for Ha ha, you shout already a little.

Is the person of the demonstration where something is good to me done? The person of bad demonstration, do I sit down here, now my you discuss that? Let' s does that! Your one continues this, it has not gone. One cross wire of potassium chlorate, selfish pinch of 1, single contraction… of sensible end of 1And flower! I obtained the foolish eye. I' m black, Scottish [shikuropusu]. As for them rather than having my same type, many [electronic sound of the humorously long censor]…It has. Therefore…. … Entirely, the dandy who inflicts the fine and brags the person so so the male it is in the chicken truly… Approximately walk triumphantly due to the complete your head of the eyeball! I whom I say am obtained, do to come. [The person of demonstration covers the door frame of the bomb which has stickiness] I' It waits ll with ya of smell of the old brimstone. I' Fable…. of m strict bloodUsing the edge of the unfortunate blood! Well, you must attach those, together probably will be….Hell!

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I actually made these looong ago.

...To Portuguese, then French, and back to English...
Become:

I entered: THIS TOPIC FAILS
I got: This topic breaks down

Took my game, Double Engrish. :B

anywho

As for me this nation of 1 days rises, it possesses the thing dream where true semantic principle has lived: " As for us because it is self-explanatory these truths it is that all person and equal." which was drawn up; You keep; As for me on the 1st of hill whose Georgia is red, it possesses the dream where the son of the owner of the son of the slave before and the slave before can sit down together with the table of same trade union. I 1 day Mississippi state, heat of pressure and heat of the unfairness unfairness which is boiled possess the dream which state becomes deformed in the oasis of freedom and the justice which are boiled.

Try to figure out where this is from.