The birth of Spiderman: Web Of Shadows on the DS

There once was a loner named Ninja Gaiden. Ninja Gaiden was a very lonely man, since all of the women in Challengeville thought of him as "too rough".
Once, at a bar with his friends IWTBTG and Gradius [gradius is hard shut up], a new woman stepped into the bar: Metal Slug. Metal Slug was a very attractive woman and Ninja Gaiden instantly fell in love with her. Growing some balls, Ninja Gaiden went up to Metal Slug and introduced himself. From there on in, they had a hearty relationship.
Once, in their usual sexcapades, Ninja Gaiden didn't wear protection, and soon enough, Metal Slug was pregnant. Metal Slug and Ninja Gaiden were so happy with their new baby on the way, they celebrated night after night with a lot of alcohol. This was turning out to be their downfall.
The baby was coming, and Ninja Gaiden rushed to the nearby hospital. They got there just in time. Their offspring was born! Washing it off and giving it to the mother, Metal Slug decided to name their baby... Contra.
Contra did not grow up with a father, because soon after, Ninja Gaiden died a very brutal death. He was a depressed little boy, but soon enough, he met the girl of his dreams: Street Fighter III. SFIII was easy on the eyes, but you could tell she's been around the block a couple of times. Still, Contra loved her! He grew big enough cajones to ask SFIII to a date. Soon after, they were getting frisky in SFIII's apartment building. But, alas, SFIII got pragnet and left Contra to go have her baby in private. Contra was devistated, but it didn't stop him from becoming huge in Challengeville.
SFIII's baby arrived into this good earth, and to her surprise, it wasn't what she expected! It wasn't even for her console! Still, she loved it, and decided to name it Spiderman: Web Of Shadows.

tl;dr vidya gaem secks

I lol'd.

a hard licensed game in 2009?
what is this madness

wut

This post has been edited by Robbydude on Jan 24 2009, 01:07 PM