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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 04:56 PM
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BERLIN (Reuters Life!) - A German motorist missed a bend in the road, broke through a barrier and hurtled up a bank, crash-landing on a church roof in eastern Germany, police said on Monday.

The bank acted like a springboard, propelling the black Skoda about 35 meters (115 ft) forward and straight into the church's roof frame, where it remained wedged 7 meters off the ground, police said in a statement.

"We've never ever had a case of a car landing in a church before," said Frank Fischer, a spokesman for Chemnitz police in the state of Saxony.

The 23-year-old driver suffered serious injuries. The damage to the car, which was extracted from the roof by a crane, amounts to about 10,000 euros ($13,000), police said. The cost of damage to the church has not yet been estimated.

Police said speed was a possible cause for the accident, which happened late on Sunday.

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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 05:01 PM
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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 05:03 PM
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Look like the driver was stupid enough to do this. laugh3.gif


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 05:34 PM
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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 06:42 PM
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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:18 PM
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I'm thinking the steering probably failed or something.


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:21 PM
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Enough sissie accidents like "Oh my gosh Kelly that man in the red car just scrapped the paint off my sports car! My gosh I need some shoes and my pet chihuahua!"


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:28 PM
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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:28 PM
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looks like a certain congregation's going to be hounded to tithe a bit more than usual for the next couple years


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:42 PM
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25 damage pounce on the church guy, nice.

really now that sounds both awesome and bad


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:48 PM
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Maybe that congregation needs to pray a bit harder?


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:52 PM
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DEAR LORD, MAY A FLYING CAR COME CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF OUR CHRUCH AMEN.

Nice one dude.

He was probably drunk

Or it was Keyser following the trees' orders again.


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE (Black Boo @ Jan 26 2009, 09:52 PM)
DEAR LORD, MAY A FLYING CAR COME CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF OF OUR CHRUCH AMEN.

Nice one dude.

He was probably drunk

Or it was Keyser following the trees' orders again.

**** dude you caught me
But I HAVE to listen to those *******s, you know what they'll do


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE (Keyser Soze @ Jan 26 2009, 08:54 PM)
**** dude you caught me
But I HAVE to listen to those *******s, you know what they'll do

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM KEYSER. YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THEM.

FASTER THAN THEM.

SEXIER AND HARDER THAN THEM.


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QUOTE (Black Boo @ Jan 26 2009, 09:57 PM)
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM KEYSER. YOU'RE STRONGER THAN THEM.

FASTER THAN THEM.

SEXIER AND HARDER THAN THEM.

And my dick is longer than them

Yeah I'll try to fight the urges.


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE (Keyser Soze @ Jan 26 2009, 08:58 PM)
And my dick is longer than them

Okay, I'm stoppin there.

...and I just trolled like, three times didn't I?


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE (Sword @ Jan 26 2009, 10:00 PM)
Probably a chick

probably a black jewish chick

Alright I'm done


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Posted: Jan 26 2009, 10:26 PM
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Just crashing onto the roof, hahaha, what a tale to tell.

Good job, Twistendo.


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  Posted: Jan 26 2009, 10:38 PM
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or he probably overused the golden mushroom and boosted waaaaaayyyy to much!!
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