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Best. Complaint. EVER.

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violadude

Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:05 PM

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/

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This is a letter recently received by the Virgin Atlantic customer complaints team and is currently being hailed on news blogs, such as this one on The Telegraph as possibly the funniest customer complaint letter ever. We called the Virgin Atlantic press office and they confirmed they received the letter and that Richard Branson himself called the author to thank him for the feedback.

Here is what i think is the best bit though:

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I'll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it's Christmas morning and you're sat their with your final present to open. It's a big one, and you know what it is. It's that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about. Only you open the present and it's not in there. It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this:
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Genius.

DR. Demon Lizardman

Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:06 PM

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I don't get it.

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For best ref of all, check this one out, thanks Ashura.

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Ashura please don't tell me you've done what I think you've done

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/Ashu...ic/58e7406e.jpg
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6940/mfgglizardmanbh1.png
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JetSetRaïn	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:13 PM
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violadude

Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:17 PM

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QUOTE (DR. Demon Lizardman @ Jan 27 2009, 06:06 PM)

I don't get it.

THATS the food he was given on his flight with Virgin.
Would YOU eat that?
Also, the tv sucked.

Taiki	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:19 PM
Standard Member Group: Members Posts: 1654 Member No.: 4074 Joined: 7-July 07 Status: (0d)	Ew That's not food at all --------------------

MrChidna	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:31 PM
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LiberalTom	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:38 PM
The Neverhood Group: Members Posts: 322 Member No.: 2782 Joined: 9-October 06 Status: (0d)	Completely justified and whimsical to boot. Congratulations, sir. -------------------- My Ref

DJ Yoshiman	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:39 PM
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Mr.Marth

Posted: Jan 27 2009, 12:41 PM

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I laughed about the hamster.

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(LuigiFan @ Nov 25 2006, 02:20 PM)
you're like some crazy toy with a pull string that has 18000 random phrases that's on a mad out of control rampage all over the city

OrangeNova	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 01:14 PM
Ahoy Group: IRC Operators Posts: 6117 Member No.: 2347 Joined: 17-July 06 Status: (0d)	****ing... I read this in class. --------------------

Mecha the Slag

Posted: Jan 27 2009, 01:33 PM

http://mechaware.net
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that was hilarious

anyone want some mustard?

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OSM	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 01:42 PM
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Ziso	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 01:48 PM
Should I be concerned? Group: Members Posts: 992 Member No.: 3387 Joined: 2-March 07 Status: (0d)	I laughed as soon as I read the last line. It wasn't a big laugh, but I usually don't do any real laughing when I read something funny on the internet anyway. EDIT: I can imagine him opening his dinner and shouting, "What the hell is this?!?!?!?". This post has been edited by Ziso on Jan 27 2009, 01:52 PM -------------------- Newer Ref New ref Old ref JOHARI PAGE NOHARI PAGE

Shawn	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 03:34 PM
humans in the netherworld?! Group: Members Posts: 3040 Member No.: 1874 Joined: 11-February 06 Status: (0d)	i was laughing so hard reading this. sdlk; -------------------- DeviantArt - Ref

Nystre	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 03:54 PM
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Soiyeruda	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 04:00 PM
Because retarded looking women is fun. :S Group: Members Posts: 3589 Member No.: 5004 Joined: 6-March 08 Status: (0d)	It's like the food has mold growing on it. People seriously eat that?

MegaTailzChao	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 04:45 PM
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Keyser Soze

Posted: Jan 27 2009, 07:48 PM

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This isn't that funny... I mean it's funny and biting and a great insult to virgin, but it seems to me like you people tend to react more strongly to things if someone tells you in the topic title that it is the BEST or FUNNIEST ever.

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QUOTE (Raie @ Sep 18 2009, 08:55 PM)

Keyser you're the best person ever.

Shyguy Grey	Posted: Jan 27 2009, 08:20 PM
I'll never tell Group: Global Moderators Posts: 7985 Member No.: 2927 Joined: 10-November 06 Status: (0d)	I'd eat it. Looks good to me, then again, I'm not a picky person. -------------------- Gift art/alt. refs Official Refs