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Neopolis

Posted: Jan 28 2009, 05:27 AM

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The black and white animal was turned in to police by a vigilante group, which claimed it was an armed car thief who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Tunde Mohammed, a spokesman for Kwara state police, told Reuters.

"They pursued them. However, one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," he said. While Mr Mohammed said he could not confirm whether a man had, in fact, turned into a goat, he did admit that the animal was in police custody. A photo of the goat, resting on its knees next to a pile of straw, was published in Nigeria's Vanguard newspaper.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...-car-theft.html

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PSI Guy	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 06:00 AM
I HAVE HAD THIS AVATAR FOR EONS Group: Members Posts: 3040 Member No.: 3208 Joined: 20-January 07 Status: (0d)	'the other one turned into a goat' sadfsadfasdgsdg -------------------- !

Soiyeruda	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 06:15 AM
Because retarded looking women is fun. :S Group: Members Posts: 3589 Member No.: 5004 Joined: 6-March 08 Status: (0d)	Wait. WHAT? He turned into a goat? I think these people either have overeactive imaginations, or were on drugs somehow. I believe Nigeria is partially desert as well, so they may have been in the desert somehow and were hallucinting it? I love how the spokesperson has Mohammed for a last name.

The Pyro	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 08:29 AM
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LeonardoDabooski	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 08:37 AM
It's Qwarktastic! Group: Members Posts: 732 Member No.: 5022 Joined: 12-March 08 Status: (0d)	...What? -------------------- References Me - Lavayosh - William - PhoenixWright - Yak - Cappy

Zero Chronii	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 09:07 AM
My name is not Blood Ninji Group: Members Posts: 682 Member No.: 5434 Joined: 20-June 08 Status: (0d)	lol, wizards This post has been edited by Zero Chronii on Jan 28 2009, 09:12 AM -------------------- Reference -------------------- I have been drawn by: dsguru, Dark Yoshi, thingy, Gauffin, Yak --------------------

Jay902	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 09:13 AM
I have a silver soul. Group: Members Posts: 704 Member No.: 5071 Joined: 17-March 08 Status: (0d)	One of the wizards turned into a goat?!?! I guess it's just imagination or magic. But I think I'll pick imagination. -------------------- My Ref Thanks, SupaStixdude

Neopolis

Posted: Jan 28 2009, 09:16 AM

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QUOTE (Soiyeruda @ Jan 28 2009, 12:15 PM)

Wait. WHAT?

He turned into a goat? I think these people either have overeactive imaginations, or were on drugs somehow. I believe Nigeria is partially desert as well, so they may have been in the desert somehow and were hallucinting it?

I love how the spokesperson has Mohammed for a last name.

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Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria. Many communities in Africa's most populous nation rely on vigilante groups to patrol neighbourhoods that are not served by police at night.

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Zero Chronii	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 09:17 AM
My name is not Blood Ninji Group: Members Posts: 682 Member No.: 5434 Joined: 20-June 08 Status: (0d)	Here's what probably happened: 1. Guy chases criminals 2. Criminals run around corner 3. Guy runs around corner, spots a goat 4. Thinks the goat is one of the thieves 5. Arrests goat -------------------- Reference -------------------- I have been drawn by: dsguru, Dark Yoshi, thingy, Gauffin, Yak --------------------

TurboMan	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 10:16 AM
Goddamn 07'ers Group: Members Posts: 17000 Member No.: 1027 Joined: 8-May 05 Status: (0d)	Why didn't he turn into something faster? --------------------

SonicProject	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 10:18 AM
Finkrats that I spit on know not of the cool I have. Group: Members Posts: 54900 Member No.: 56 Joined: 14-October 03 Status: (0d)	Vigilantes are crazy 9 times out of 10 anyway. -------------------- Apologies for the nostalgia.

El Huesudo II	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 11:49 AM
Back to my roots~ Group: Members Posts: 436 Member No.: 3708 Joined: 30-April 07 Status: (0d)	Yeah, right. "Oh no, they both escaped. But look, there's a goat right on the spot. Maybe we can pass it as the robber! We can say he used FUNKY BLACK MAGIKS to turn into it, people are so superstitious, it may work! YAY WE DIDN'T LOSE OUR JOB" --------------------

Hippoman

Posted: Jan 28 2009, 11:53 AM

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Keyser Soze

Posted: Jan 28 2009, 03:31 PM

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Yeah take that goat wizard.

WE KNOW YOUR MYSTICAL WAYS AND WE WILL CATCH YOU REGARDLESS

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MegaTailzChao	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 03:36 PM
So long, and thanks for all the fish. Group: Site Staff Posts: 15788 Member No.: 2267 Joined: 2-July 06 Status: (0d)	Good thing they caught him, or else he could have blended right in and gotten away. --------------------

Keyser Soze

Posted: Jan 28 2009, 03:37 PM

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QUOTE (Soiyeruda @ Jan 28 2009, 06:15 AM)

I love how the spokesperson has Mohammed for a last name.

Thats a very common name... what do you "love" about it?

This post has been edited by Keyser Soze on Jan 28 2009, 03:38 PM

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Jake	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 03:52 PM
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Ndsfreak	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 06:07 PM
Who wants a body massage? Group: Members Posts: 1993 Member No.: 2868 Joined: 28-October 06 Status: (0d)	I bet that he was stealing the car so he could eat it as a goat. --------------------

SonicProject	Posted: Jan 28 2009, 07:42 PM
Finkrats that I spit on know not of the cool I have. Group: Members Posts: 54900 Member No.: 56 Joined: 14-October 03 Status: (0d)	PS I bet the thieves will bring scapegoats for future crimes. Literally. THE GOAT BANDITS -------------------- Apologies for the nostalgia.

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