Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Balls, NSFW

it's more like the classics than Sonic '06


i don't even know what screwed up classification Sonic '06 would go under

the same one as Big Rigs and Superman 64, probably

Sonic 06 was entirely broken, but it was at least funny to laugh at for awhile. Sonic Unleashed provides you a dull storyline, bland daytime stages, which are then accompanied by hours of painful experiences just to get treated by one more bland daytime stage. There's nothing there to laugh at, there's nothing there to really be even interested in. It's not funny bad, it's just straight out bad.

Nuts & Bolts has boring challenges, shoddy vehicle controls, and even worse platforming controls. Its only charm is that it's a Banjo game really.

This post has been edited by Admiral Delmore on Feb 28 2009, 10:46 PM

that's an interesting point of view


but anyways, yeah, no argument that BK:N&B is ****, right


EDIT: yeah, even the charm doesn't save it, as i said, i was about to rent it, seeing it being a Banjo game, and then noticed the vehicles and said "what the ****, i want a platforming sequel, dumbasses"

This post has been edited by DJ Yoshiman on Feb 28 2009, 10:47 PM

Wait, what?

I basically got the game because a lot of people here said it was great...

I haven't played it yet because my friend forgot to entrust his 360 to me before leaving for Marines... I did make the idiotic mistake of unwrapping it though...

really though, is it THAT bad? I like to build stuff myself, so is there any sort of value in that?...

i'd assume it's like the SMB Movie


great as a movie on it's own, but if you think of it as a movie based on Mario, it's complete ****

i couldnt watch that stupid ass video. he said **** so many times that it wasnt funny at all

The same could be said about AVGN.



Not that you like AVGN, just sayin.

I agree with this bar the Mairo comparison. I like it as a vehicle building game with Rare charm to it, but not as a Banjo game.

what

if you don't like it as a Banjo game, then my Mario comparison makes that point

But I hated the Mario Bros. movie as a movie. It was hilarious to watch because it was bad, but not as a movie by itself. So bad it was good, pretty much.

only people who find poop and farts funny find swearing funny. i really hate the word "****" so much. people use it for everything and its just annoying. :V

****ing ****ity **** **** **** ****er ****

actually i hate toilet humour


but for some reason, if said in certain ways, swearing can be hilarious

I think it's only funny in moderation (swearing that is....)

And the video is kind of funny because it's kind of true but it's basically stuff people have already said about the game, kind of feels like beating a dead horse now.

This post has been edited by Redux on Feb 28 2009, 11:52 PM