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  Posted: Mar 8 2009, 05:36 PM
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sonic fans are p. gay
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long story short me liberal tom and our other friend went to pathmark and got soda, hot pockets, snacks, etc and ate most of 'em up

liberal tom and co were unscathed, however i got some pretty bad poops sad.gif


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 05:39 PM
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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 05:44 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Mar 8 2009, 03:39 PM)
what a load of ****

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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 06:06 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Mar 8 2009, 10:39 PM)
what a load of ****

it was i got some poop on his toilet

dont tell him unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 06:18 PM
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QUOTE (Thunder @ Mar 8 2009, 05:06 PM)
it was i got some poop on his toilet

dont tell him :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

you should butter the seat

then give him a laxative so he has to run to the bathroom

then he slides off the seat and ****s the floor


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 06:21 PM
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The astro craaag
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Mar 8 2009, 06:18 PM)
you should butter the seat

then give him a laxative so he has to run to the bathroom

then he slides off the seat and ****s the floor

Xgoff is the all-time champion at bathroom humor.
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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 06:24 PM
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you are now reading my posts in chris tucker's voice
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Mar 8 2009, 06:18 PM)
you should butter the seat

then give him a laxative so he has to run to the bathroom

then he slides off the seat and ****s the floor

do that, and put plastic wrap over the bowl

so even if he gets back up, it bounces back at him


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 07:20 PM
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Mah Boi, this holiday is what all true emperors Strive For!
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But make sure the toilet is clogged before all of this.


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 07:22 PM
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what the hell I'm eating cookies


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE (Gato @ Mar 8 2009, 07:22 PM)
what the hell I'm eating cookies

Chocolate chip?


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Posted: Mar 8 2009, 08:04 PM
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