So yeah.

My mum said I can't go on MFGG on our new, FASTER computer because she had meetings at work and that those meetings they told her that people can get into our computer from forums and screw around with **** even if I don't download anything or click links.



But the ***** isn't home.








ITT parents who are paranoid about the internet.

my mom used to say that our old computer was slow because of "all the graphics you have on there"

meaning sprites

wat



also it was slow because my sister ran up viruses

I don't think my mum has heard of 4Chan and Myspace.

My cousin is a Myspace*** but his mum doesn't care and my mum doesn't try to warn her or anything.

my father

after I /rs/ed so many programs that I can't even count them all

he's all "where the **** did you get all these man I've been looking for this software for years and years

I mean this program isn't even out yet. thanks for the easy cash son. also, I need to know where you got these expensive drafting programs I need more of them or else I'll keep making remarks about how you look at the net dollies and talk to the net homosexuals all day long until you leave my house when you're 18"


I'm tell him "sorry it is my little secret :3"

itt californians act british


same with mrs. a


as for 4chan, my mother is blissfully unaware of its existence.

and my sister goes to myspace nonstop

go on it anyways

also can i have your ip address and the password to your user account
i'm doing a survey

my mom thinks everybody on the internet that I don't know irl is a child rapist
so I'm not allowed to go on forums, play MMO games, or even chat on msn unless it is with somebody I know irl


not that I listen to her

also how dare you call your mother a ***** that's no way to talk about your mother

British dictionary installed.

Can't be helped.





I am surprised that my mum doesn't know about 4Chan. I'd imagine that would be a big topic at her meetings...
Hell, yesterday there was and will be later tonight a special on TV about Scientology v Anonymous.

... How about "hard-headed obstine/stubborn tyrant who can only see her own side of things"?

This post has been edited by Ryoga on Mar 10 2009, 06:35 PM

she probably just doesn't want you to know about it

also what the hell does your mother do

is she some kind of ****ing terrorist or something

I always close the windows when my parents enter so they always think that I'm either doing nothing or hiding something horrible from them.

even if it's homework

4chan was alluded to in a standardized test I took the other day about reading for information. One of the articles was about sites teens enjoy online, and it said something along the lines of, "One popular site expands across all subjects, and allows users to express themselves anonymously." This followed a few sentences explaining what an imageboard was.

This post has been edited by Elyk on Mar 10 2009, 06:39 PM

what does the spell-checker say when you type 4chan
or mfgg

Mental terrorist.
Yells a lot.

yeah my parents think that too

they just open the door everytime


SURPRISE BUTTSEX!


oh wait it's just that bluish-green screen **** of a site you always go to that's 'supposed' to be kid friendly

oh well anyways carry on with your net surfan son

it would be just plain awesome to write a reflection on this info considering how well-informed we are about this subject

instead of filling in a 5 paragraph essay it'd be like 10 full of hysterical gold

actually it was silly multiple choice questions like

WHAT WAS THE AUTHOR'S PURPOSE FOR WRITING THIS ARTICLE?
A)TO COMPLAIN ABOUT TEENS USING THE INTERNET
B)TO SHOW HOW COOL THE INTERNET IS
C)TO INFORM THE READER OF WHAT TEENS ENJOY
D)TO TEACH CHILDREN HOW TO SURF THE NET

how many memes could one fit in a serious essay i wonder

over 9000

or at least 100

you asked for it

4Chan - Nothing
MFGG - MFG and MFG G

I would be laughing if someone got a 4 (full score) for writing this hypothetical essay