Poem; Tibute to Chuck Norris, Happy B-day chuck

This is a salute to the world's greatest man
Heck, I'm only doing this, because I can
I wanna do this now because I have the time
Please don't harass me, 'cause I'm trying to rhyme
Everybody knows Chuck is THE Texas Ranger
And that meeting him allways means imminent danger
Chuck is the awesome, harbinger of pain
And he will not stop until his enemies are slain
He does not care if you're playing possum
He will destroy you with his roundhouse of awesome
Some people may say that Chuck facts are wierd
Then those people are killed by the fist in his beard
No one is worthy enough to learn Chun Kuk Do
Because studying him will make you dead, bro
People say Chuck cannot rival Mr. T
Except, Chuck's awesomeness is his times three
Chuck will destroy you if he doesn't have his way
So I will wish him a happy birthay!
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This is the first poem that I've written in years, and it's Chuck's B-day today.

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
If I wouldn't know that you are unable to die, I'd wish you a long life, but now, I wish you...
...well, is there anything that he can't get with his RHKOA anyway? Because I don't think that there is anything that I can wish him...
...
Oh, I know something! I wish you a group of Nazis for you to roundhousekick!
Take that racists!

Chuck Norris once lost a game of Connect Four to Mr. T. In retaliation, he created racism. The Nazi were trying to be cool

this is brilliant.

Why, thank you. Maybe I should write stuff more often.

Seems a little forced with the rhyming, not enough flow.

but as Chuck is a joke, ill assume you didn't take this too seriously lol

I didn't take it too seriously, and the poem states that I was trying to rhyme!

I made a poem for Chuck Norris.


Here is my salute to old chucks,
Honestly he completely sucks,
With his pitiful gay beard,
He looks like a freak that is the most weard,
Nobody can lose a fight to him,
It is quite obvious he fights like a shim,
The most pitiful of them all,
He would even be weak if he was 7ft tall,
and I have a message for you,
Ya know what Screw you!!!!!!!!!

Your poem saddens me . It's not nice to be puttin' people down, yo! Anyway, what beef do you even have against ol' Chuck anyway? You could have completely avoided this topic if you don't like the Chuck Noris phenomenon. Oh well...

I really suggest exploring this artform in different subjects.

Chuck Norris the fad died around 2006.