RUINED in WARIO (DIAMOND EDITION), New Expansion Pack!!

yeah you should make more

sorry for the offtopicnish guys

You're awesome fuzzy.

unlike others.

Well, I did a bit of research and just had to make sure but the review is indeed by Hoj.

My first notice was that you, Hoj, start off complaining about how you have no idea how to attack. Yet the scene you start off at has already required you to use the attack button. These two clearly contradict eachother (???).
Then I notice that you complain about how you have no idea what is going on, yet you make another contradiction to that, as you clearly state that you know the meaning of Castle Polish (the achievement). If you have no idea what's going on, then why do you know what's going on?
The entire video is probably an attempt at being funny, but is very poor at it. Fuzzy, when you say that you agree with some of it, did you mean the "it's ****ing stupid" part, or the "I have no ****ing idea what's going on" part? Because neither are really explaining cause or solution.
Either way it's hardly relevant to the game. It doesn't even have the right name in the title. You're allowed to have your 'lulz' but keep it to yourself. Honestly. When I look for reviews, I look for well-explained causes and solutions that could help me improve. All this offers is "It's ****ing stupid".

Hoj, if you have the need to express your personal grudges against others, do it to your limited amount of friends. Or talk to your mum. There's no need to express it here in this topic. You're not bringing much new and you're not coming off as anything but a giant prick.

he's trying to do that thing where he rips into mmf games like avgn or nostalgia critic.

the difference is he's doing it wrong

It was clearly well argued review in my opinion.

avgn or nostalgia?

This post has been edited by Hoj on Apr 23 2009, 12:03 PM

A little warning at this point: Next time you do a joke review post it in the CCC or something then people could laugh about it.
FGD is supposed to contain serious discussion.

Sure we don't have problems with a joke here or there, but just don't try to bring the focus of this topic on Hoj's review, that's for everyone.

So if you want further discussion about Hoj's video, you can do that in the CCC, I hope everyone is ok with that.

Fair enough, Guinea.

And sorry Mechabowser if I did actually p*ss you off at all, my mates watch my youtube videos a lot and they love my random rants (they don't stay up for long usually). And I love crazy games that are frantic like this one and generally go crazy when I play them. x)

I'll take the video down if you like <3

I didn't take offence, I just thought it was stupid and useless, and contributed nothing to the subject at all.

Swearing makes you cool!

I can't tell if you're trolling with that video.

he brought up some valid points, beneath the accent and swearing

Actually played this after having it on my desktop since you sent it me ages ago (sorry :| ), anyway it's untraditional and polished and fun.

Am enjoying the diversity you put into levels of games.

Iron Onion is so hard to get... It's all I need to get to milestone 3...


Really good game though.

Oh hey I found a bug.

When you press enter and skip the scene while in the cannon (with Wario's eyes visible) the eyes stay on screen.

creepy.

I'll have a look at it

if you're having trouble in the last little gauntlet, sit on the side and spam ctrl

Out of curiosity, what's the highest amount of gold anyone has ever saved?
My highest (at the moment) is 540,900,000,000,000 or so.

Edit: Just got about 557...

Edit2: http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9035/yessss.png (contains spoilers of unlockable 2)
Hooray!
I probably could have gotten a higher score but my punches weren't hitting the mouse when I attacked him -.-

Edit3: Okay, I am having lots of trouble with that mouse. I just got to the point where I could have gotten about 620 but my punches kept missing him even though he's a sitting duck and they certainly overlapped his sprite.

This post has been edited by Akruru on Apr 24 2009, 12:12 PM

You know, I've gotten every achievement except for Wario Charged.

try jumping on him

Gotta admit that's a pretty polished game you got there. Just got milestone 3. Spoilers:

Though I dunno what happens after you beat bat cat since it keeps crashing everytime I beat it.