Unofficial Waligie DX Walkthrough [Waligie 1 done], Waligie 2 coming never

Note: You all are paying for my mental health bills after playing as far into the game as I did for this.

FIRST OF ALL, stop by these two links before reading any further:
-Waligie Series Info: http://wiki.mfgg.net/index.php/Waligie
-Download Link [Waligie DX]: http://www.sendspace.com/file/4l9ghs

Walkthrough
Please read this only if you're stuck on something, as it does contain spoilers

Characters
Waligie:
The main character and namesake of the game series. He is the slowest of the Waligie Bros., and has the lowest jump. According to the 'title screen', he has laser eyes.
He says 'damn straight' a lot.

Wiligie:
Waligie's brother. He has a higher jump than Waligie and is the fastest of the Waligie Bros. According to the 'title screen', Wiligie has laser nose.
He says 'blimey' sometimes.

Waluide:
Waligie's other brother. He's faster than Waligie but slower than Wiligie, and he has a lot less friction, meaning he slides very far before coming to a stop. However, he has the highest jump of the Waligie Bros. The MFGG Wiki says that according to the 'title screen', Waluide has laser 'bubbles' [I however, believe that this is really laser beard].
He says 'plorg' sometimes.

Chapter 1

Bowser announces that he has stolen the world, and Waligie quickly denies this. So now Waligie must chase after Bowser.

According to the MFGG Wiki, false platforms [ones that don't stop you from falling] are a commonplace in the Waligie games. However, in spite of this, the next two levels are fairly simple. Jump to the 'footholds' shown in the above picture, the 'forest' level after this one is exactly the same as the first.


Waligie's wise words, 'no vilent it not the answer', convince Bowser to be good now.
damn straight...

Chapter 2

...or so you thought.
Boswer [known as such from this point on] has proceeded to steal Peache from the brothers, making distance from them by seperating eachother with a pit of 'dangerus sharp fethers'.

level 1
Character: Wiligie
This level is difficult to understand without any sort of guidance.
Things you Should Know:
-The coins do absolutely nothing visible. It is, however, possible to collect them all.
-The dangerus sharp fethers' names are quite fitting, they make the Waligie Bros. explode on contact [or something to that effect].


Ignore the pestering of the texts on the wall and proceed to the right [without going in any holes] until you fall down through a fake platform.
Get a running start at the wall and try to land right about where Wiligie is in the picture above. Those of you more familiar with Clickteam physics should have an easier time at this.
Continue through the wall and you'll eventually find Peache, touch her to continue and get out of there before the background music drives you insane.


What you thought was Peache was in fact not! It was an inconveniently placed cyborg replica. So now you must journey to...

level 2...............ninja land!
Character: Waligie
Straightforward and lame. But it has a dancing camel.
Things you Should Know:
-The coins do absolutely nothing visible.
-Ninja Land, according to the MFGG Wiki, has been infested by Camels, however there is only one. But it kills upon contact, stay away!

Just continue to the right until you find Peache. But the first one you find will disappear and another one will appear, so make sure you don't fall.


This Peache turns out to be a Mushroom person, who promptly explodes.
Keep a close eye on the 'next' dialogue button. After Wiligie says 'y not?' the 'next' button turns into a button that will send you back to the title screen [a slightly common fate in this game]. When that happens, click the other button that appears.

BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!
Character: Waligie

You must fight Boswer for Peache...kind of.
Jump over him, and he will run into the watermelon behind you, and it will kill him.


This is probably the funniest dialogue in the game. Click the 'Damn Straight' selection, cause the others probably do something bad.

Chapter 3
The Ooopma Loompas have stolen Peache, so now the Bros. must once again save her.

level 1 x infinite
Character: Waluide
Password = pill
A maze, but not too hard.
Things you Should Know:
-You know nothing.


Eventually you'll reach this part of the level. Fall to the right, cause if you continue through the left tunnel you'll come to an 'exit', a fire geyser that swallows Waluide whole.
Continue down the right hole, and do NOT go to the 'walk of faith' area, it's a trick filled with dangerus sharp fethers, keep falling till you can fall no more, then you will find the evil Oompa Loompa!


level 22222222
Character: Waluide
Password = spoonmat
The creepiest place in a game ever.
Things you Should Know:
-From this point on, if you don't want to wait like, 20 seconds to start a level, you need to press Space on the 'level' screens.
-The fake platforms make a comeback. some of the blimps are fake and will disappear when you touch them.
-The apples do nothing visible.


Continue to the right, avoiding the giant gnat, until you get here. See that crosshair? Don't touch it unless you have an urge to be assassinated.
From there, jump past the crosshair and down to...

Here. Now from here you need to jump a little further to the right to...

Here. This isn't the way the level was intended to be played, I'm sure. But there are a lot of crosshairs the other way.
Continue forward until you see a 'teleports' message.
DO NOT TOUCH THE TELEPORT ATOM THINGY. It causes the wind-up English royal guard to pelt you with fireballs and make a really freaky sound.


Avoid the red, blue, green and yellow 'teleport atom' and jump at the 'Big Ben' clock past it. Carefully scale it until you see a creepy blue mansion with an Oompa Loompa next to it. Touch the mansion.

level 22222227
Character: Waligie
Password = pretzel
Pretty weird, but the music is epic.
Things you Should Know:
-ALL of the blocks, and the Yoshis, are evil. They kill you on contact. But I think the Yoshi makes a Yoshiman sound [which is cool, in my opinion].

In this level, you need to kill all the goombas, by touching them, to proceed. Start by jumping up to the platform above you.

The purple flying blocks cause a lot of trouble. But let the music stop and play again once and they'll all be gone. Too impatient? Watch its flight pattern for when the block speeds up and goes a longer distance. When it comes back, jump and hold left, you should make it past the block if you did it right.


From your gigantic leap above that flying block, land on the platform with the nearest Goomba. From there, carefully jump to the platform with the Mushroom and the Star.
It's very difficult to get the last one. Slide off the left side of the platform you're on and maneuver Waligie so he avoids both blocks as shown above.


The Oompa Loompas take Peache to the nearby Orthopedic Underwear Factory, and the brothers pursue.

lebel * THE CORRECTIVE UNDERWEAR FACTORY!!!
Character: Wiligie
Password = orthodox
Complicated, kind of, but you'll get through.
Things you Should Know:
-Uhh...don't wait around on the level screen too long...or a Willy Wonka rendition of The Face will appear and scare the $#!t out of you like it did me.

-The only danger that this level poses to you is the cloud behind the locked door. The fire can even help you.


Make SURE you don't touch the light switch. But, try running to it and jumping just after it. if you get it just right you'll hear a clicking sound. You unlocked the locked door ahead! Oh, and if you touched the light switch, the door behind the locked door would be locked, but if you didn't all is OK.

Wait for the cloud to charge at the opening into the next room. It'll immediately go upward and fly around once in the shape of a box, making it easy to jump over at the lowest point.
Oh, if you touch the fire, Wiligie will become a living torch, and then you can see where you're going in the dark. But the cyclones inside here can blow your fire out. You can navigate in the dark, and I used to, before I knew about the fire, but the fire is a much easier way to do this.

Oh, and apparently the music looping thing that destroyed the purple flying ? box before is a glitch, and works on all moving enemies. The cloud can be destroyed this way.


that orange boss
Character: Waligie
Password = cream
According to the MFGG Wiki, this is the Oompa Loompa's deathmachine.


This is the hardest boss. Ever. Touching him does damage to him.
Try to hit him at least 5 times before he throws out the first round of red staticy things.
[The 'red staticy things' follow a circular path, as their path slowly gets wider. They bounce off the floor and walls before going up the top of the screen and getting destroyed.
Touching a red staticy thing deals a lot of damage to you, and you can only survive about 4 or 5 hits.
Oh, and don't touch the spikes either.]
Once he starts throwing out the staticy things, go as close to the left wall of spikes as you can without touching them, this is the best place to avoid the staticy things. From there, hit the orange whenever it gets close and there are no staticy things in the way.
The orange can only survive 15 hits, but those are gonna be the longest 15 hits of your life.


The Waligie Bros. have defeated the Oompa Loompas, or so they thought.
the Oompa Loompas quickly fire the deathmachine's deth beem, killing all three of the Bros.


The Bros. meet up with a Pink Panther MIDI [that I have oddly had on my hard drive for a long time], and Bob Braker, who claims to be the devil. He says they will all be sent to hell for their sins against humanity.


Be careful. See that button? Scrolling over it reveals it to be a 'reset the game' button. Wait until the bros. are done moving and the button says 'go0n' to press it.

Welcome to Hell
Character: Wiligie
Password = twentry4

Hell is awfully gloomy, however it has a constant scrolling 'The Price Is Right' sign to block your vision, and a freaking scary [laugh?] sound effect.


Wiligie's speed is a bad thing here. especially because when you fall, you'll get trapped inside a large picture of Groucho Marx [which I resent A LOT]. Press CTRL if this happens.
Oh, and if at any tine you leave the level boundaries, you get sent back to the level 1 x infinite level.

Run down the staircase like platforms until you get to a small one. From there walk to the right. YOu should land on a platform right next to a Groucho Marx picture. Jump over it to the right and you should see the door to hell. Touch it and you're free!


Or so you thought. Wiligie meets up with Bob Braker after having escaped from hell...and sends you back in.



From the very first platform, jump as far as you can to the right at the very end of it. The wall ahead is fake. Just avoid the Groucho Marx picture and fall to the next platform below. You should see a white door labeled 'exit'.


This might not be a real exit...as now Wiligie is trapped in this death room.
Don't wait around. After those 5000 seconds the game closes.

I've come to the conclusion that this level is impossible. Use the password below to go to the next level.

Hell 2
Character: Waluide
Password = bonk
The dangerus sharp fethers are back. With some epic music and some really freaky platforms.
Things you Should Know:


The second feather you see is a trap. Jump up above it and come as close to it as you can without hitting it from the sides. It'll jump up to where you are and if you're not careful, it'll kill you.


And then there's another trap. Edge your way [slowly] to this position. One of the...things...will stick its tongue out at you. But it'll put it back, and never do it again.


Fall down the hole and try to land here. Pay those creepy brown things no mind, touching them kills them.


Drop down these two fake platforms until you get to some platforms that are pictures of teeth. Continue to the right, ignore the Oompa Loompa, and continue until you see a feather. Be careful, the two teeth platforms closest to it are fake. Jump at the feather to be taken to the next level.



the cheerful swimming man's pool
Character: Waligie
Password = badmagic
You guys are crazy.
Things you Should Know:

The only real way to beat it is to touch one of the atoms, Bob Braker, or the Oompa Loompa, which all send you to the same place: back to hell. Again, use a password to get to the next level.


A cutscene reminiscent of when Boswer turned good. But now Waligie must fight Bob Braker's twin AND the Oompa Loompa.

hulp me
Character: Waligie
Password = unfinish

Another level 1 duplicate. Bob Braker's twin has Waluide! Go get him!
Oh, touching the Oompa Loompas sends you back to hell...




THE WALIGIE BROS. ARE UNBEATABLE! They even got peache back. But they didn't rescue her.
Stick around this screen too long and they'll say something different.


Click damn straight



YOU GUYS GOT A WHOLE FREAKING GUIDE ON WALIGIE 1! BE HAPPY WITH IT CAUSE THE REST ARE NEVER COMING!!! @.@

Ooh Look, I Found Extra Stuff
Sit around on the title screen for a while, and do something that I have NO idea what I did to do this. The title screen button will turn into a Mr.T button.
It sends you to a quick level with Wiligie and a Mr.T head.



Passwords to areas that appear to be for inaccessible levels:
a: just an A
b: just a B
c: just a C
dontask: just a backdrop of an RPG with a textbox saying "Her heh heh..."

hestrike: that orange boss, but he's faster, there's an orange sky, and he's a freaked out black & white guy that screams when you hit him

wizardm: Waligie awakens a wizard from his slumber. 'damn straight'. The wizard sends Waligie to upsidedown land to get his cow.
Upsidedown land is exactly the same as level 22222222 with Waluide. Only the graphics [not the level itself] are upside-down. When you die, you go back to the non-upside down level. This is possibly how to get through the cheerful swimming man's pool level.
Follow the level normally to the end of the balloon line, then try to jump at the mansion again [which is now higher up]. This sends you to a Hell 2 upside down.
In the Hell 2 upside down, the goal feather sends you to that desert death countdown. There must be another way.

Note: Waligie was created by Hippoman and ShadowMan, and I in no way had anything to do with the series.

This post has been edited by LUGIALV100 on Mar 24 2009, 06:07 AM

Space for Waligie 2

Space for Waligie 3

Space for Other Waligie Games

too bad you didn't finish the game

It's not a particularly good game. But I can't stop trying to beat it. @.@

This post has been edited by LUGIALV100 on Mar 22 2009, 05:55 AM

A couple things to guide you alone the way:

1. Press Ctrl on the Groucho Marx pictures to go back to the beginning of the stage.
2. You shouldn't go back to the peas stage. That means you messed something up along the way. Things start to get non-linear (impossible) once you go to hell.
3. As of now, nobody has completed or even found Wizard Man's "Find the Cow" sidequest without help. Good luck.
4. When you get to Waligie 2, keep in mind that two of the stages have no exits and can only be beaten with passwords.

This post has been edited by ShadowMan on Mar 22 2009, 11:51 AM

I have the source file of Waligie.
Nya nya.

AHA! Got it!
And I know Waligie 2 is missing two exits.

This post has been edited by LUGIALV100 on Mar 22 2009, 08:08 PM

Passwords provided for all the existing levels.