Snipers

Lol, i dont like them

*Headshot*

Are you flaming a global mod?

Admins never played tf2.

>admins
>plural

What was that, mate?

He just flamed you.

Sorry I didn't report it.

mmphh hrrmmph


hunna hunna huh

Dear god, please let Sniper not be a homophobe.

I think I'm in love.

oh god dsdsdgfg

Oh sorry.
Admin(s)

hey I remember you.

you appeared as the villain in the rescuers down under

the greatest ban log post

No ****ing way.

this post is dum

This post has been edited by Dracon on Mar 28 2009, 06:01 PM

No Sir Dracon, the reason why they refer to the man in the gas mask as a flamer is quite a bit more scientific than that. The reason is that on every full moon, there exists a small flame in the middle of a fireplace in a warehouse in any state. If you enter this warehouse, you must recite the final words of John F. Kennedy moments before his assassination. Once you have stated these words, a door will appear in front of you. If you choose to open it, you may not turn back. Inside it you will find around 5-10 people, depending on the night, sitting around smoking and drinking brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all in this room and, it is nearly silent except for the phonograph which plays the exact same record over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they will promptly ignore you and pretend as if you were not there. Once you have scanned the room, you may find a key hidden. This key is to the lightswitch in the room. Turn down the lights. A mirror will be visible near you. Think of something on your body that varies in length, such as hair. It must be clearly viewable from your perspective. Grab a ruler and, looking in the mirror, quickly grab a hair at random; you must confuse it. Hold it in position as best you can and note the length. Look down. Yours will be different. Look behind you. What do you see? Invariably, there will be a wall somewhere in your view. Now stare deeply into the space on the wall that line up best with your eyes. Nothing will happen, but make sure you are clear on where this particular spot is. That spot contains all the negativity in your mind. Whenever you are on your computer, reading scary stories or whatever you do, sometimes you will get spooked. What do you do when this happens? You check behind you, that’s what you do. As you read this now, a feeling of dread will come over you. Check the spot. Nothing again, huh? That’s because right now, all the evil is locked safely in your mind. Some people, upon learning of this "negative spot" resolve to remove the spot in an attempt to remove the negative energy. This is a grave mistake. You must never let harm come to this spot. If you do, you will have released the energy. Now when you sit at your computer at night, you will feel chills even in the summer time. The feeling of dread that only presented itself when you were genuinely scared will now hang in the air constantly. Within a week you and your loved ones will have a string of bad luck. Have you ever heard the expression "an apple a day keeps the Doctor away?" Most assume, with no reason to think otherwise, that it is simply an easy-to-remember rhyme that stresses the importance of eating healthily to young children. But the saying did not originate as a harmless reminder. It was born in a frontier town in the early years of the gold rush, where food was scarce and money even scarcer. One August, when a bad drought had struck the region, a series of bloody killings swept through the town. Every night, a single house would be broken into, and anyone who saw the invader would be swiftly, brutally slain. Nothing was ever stolen, save for a few scraps of food. After two weeks of this, the local grocer set out a few apples and a glass of milk in the town square overnight. He then hid in the tower of the church, hoping to catch a glimpse of anyone who came by. Fighting fatigue, the grocer waited for any sign of life below. Just after midnight, he was rewarded by a chilling sight; a man, carrying a black bag stuffed with dully shining metal tools and covered from head to foot in cloth bandages, staggered into view. He paused at the sight of the apples and milk, and then whipped his head around, as if looking for the one who dared to patronize him. Seized with fear, the grocer ducked out of sight, staying hidden 'til sunrise. The strange man had only taken one of the apples, and didn't even touch the glass of milk. No houses were broken into, and no one was killed. For decades, the town continued to place out an apple or two every night, even long after a single apple stopped disappearing. If you leave the room that you entered earlier without turning the lights back on and go to grab one of the apples, you will find an object inside that apple. That object is 38 of 538. They must never come together. Never. The previous holder of this object was the man we know as the Pyro.

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sniper is a fun class if no one is out to get you

This post has been edited by Elyk on Mar 28 2009, 06:13 PM

i always go out of my way to **** with snipers

I know who's gettin the next headshot.