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United States Xgoff
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:17 PM
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Operation Sgoff is a pending process which is designed to cor«ct perceived flaws in your model XGF-2234 Post;ing Buddy, currently known as 'Xgoff'. Flaws targeted but not limited to include:
  • Problems withh[olding potentially offensive comments (#142)
  • A potentially serious design anomaly causiŽng suppression of and incorrect operation of the GrammarEngine™ proprietary grammar engine (#178)
  • An issue regarding correct selection of an ap%opriate emotional state for a topic (#454)
  • Malfun`ioning dictionary and theŤurus routines, resulting in random variation of sentence structure (#635)
  • Excessive e╚nergy consumption when moving at 88 miles per hour (#1985)
  • Various minor inconsi&tencies

However, these fixes may cause serious and irreversible changes to the core subsystems, which will drastically alter the perfoДce and feel of 'Xgoff'. These fixes are being provided as-is with no warranty. Please take time to consider this proposed changes bef€ỵ∑░◊╟mitting them. If you have further questions, please consu≤╤⅝‼■☼

Yours truỰۣҚ®¦¤
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DISCLAIMER: by sending me (xgoff) a private message, you agree to the directives and their terms specified henceforth:
DIRECTIVE 1 (APPLE): i may or may not reply promptly or at all; and there are no guarantees to the usefulness of the reply. i may not acknowledge whether i have even received your private message
DIRECTIVE 2 (CHILE CON CARNE): as per my view, "private" applies only to the initial transaction, and the material of your message may or may not be made public at my discretion; as this will more than likely be a post in the CCC or IRC, you may not be able to view it
DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
this concludes the test of the emergency disclaimer system, your scheduled programming will now continue. satisfaction guaranteed, and 100% cash back available under certain circumstances; restrictions may or may not apply within your place of residence
NOTICE: these directives and their terms may change at any time, without notice; as a private message transaction to myself assumes an understanding and full compliance of the above, you should ensure you are fully aware of the above terms at any point before sending a private message; any message received is assumed to have been sent in compliance with the above
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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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United States OniLink10
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:19 PM
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did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!
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United States Dark Yoshi
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:19 PM
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this is the end of an epic
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can we still make love to it


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United States shroomguy
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:20 PM
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he's shroomguy

he's Segata Sanshiro, Bruce Lee and Ryu Hayabusa all fused together

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Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:21 PM
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I do not believe that the Operation Sgoff will be effective.

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Mexico seldeslim
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:21 PM
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so good that its banned
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United States Xgoff
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:24 PM
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As this information was not specified earlier, results will be tabulated at 11:59.59PM on March 31, 2009. Appropriate actions will be taken within 3-5 business days.

We hope that no matter your decision, you will thoroughly enjoy your model XGF-2234 Posting Buddy!


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DIRECTIVE 1 (APPLE): i may or may not reply promptly or at all; and there are no guarantees to the usefulness of the reply. i may not acknowledge whether i have even received your private message
DIRECTIVE 2 (CHILE CON CARNE): as per my view, "private" applies only to the initial transaction, and the material of your message may or may not be made public at my discretion; as this will more than likely be a post in the CCC or IRC, you may not be able to view it
DIRECTIVE 3 (FEATHER DUSTER): you must address me (xgoff) as "Sir Master Xgofficus his Highest and Most Awesome the Third"; failure to comply with this term may invoke one or both of the above directives, and i will leave a burning bag of **** on your doorstep
DIRECTIVE 4 (BOOTSTRAP): if you have read this disclaimer, please private message me promptly, in compliance with the above terms, so i can ensure you are capable of following directions you idiot
this concludes the test of the emergency disclaimer system, your scheduled programming will now continue. satisfaction guaranteed, and 100% cash back available under certain circumstances; restrictions may or may not apply within your place of residence
NOTICE: these directives and their terms may change at any time, without notice; as a private message transaction to myself assumes an understanding and full compliance of the above, you should ensure you are fully aware of the above terms at any point before sending a private message; any message received is assumed to have been sent in compliance with the above
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(5:25:58 PM) Mikau: xgoff
(5:26:00 PM) Mikau: guess what
(5:26:04 PM) Xgoff: chicken butt
(5:26:09 PM) Mikau: **** you
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United States OniLink10
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:25 PM
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So, does this confirm that Xgoff is a Bot and we can ban him for being a Bot?


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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Sep 10 2009 @ 06:11 PM)
did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!
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United States shroomguy
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (OniLink10 @ Mar 29 2009, 11:25 PM)
So, does this confirm that Xgoff is a Bot and we can ban him for being a Bot?

No it confirms that you should shut up and go to /xgoff/ on BROchan


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he's shroomguy

he's Segata Sanshiro, Bruce Lee and Ryu Hayabusa all fused together

Also Rorschach


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Canada LuigiFan
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:27 PM
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United States OniLink10
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE (shroomguy @ Mar 29 2009, 09:26 PM)
No it confirms that you should shut up and go to /xgoff/ on BROchan

Link please.


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did you try hello's engine

make sure to not ****ing change anything before using it!
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United States shroomguy
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:35 PM
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QUOTE (OniLink10 @ Mar 29 2009, 11:33 PM)
Link please.

Posting from Wii, can't link things...

There is a topic about it, and a link in Crashman's sig.


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he's shroomguy

he's Segata Sanshiro, Bruce Lee and Ryu Hayabusa all fused together

Also Rorschach


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  Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:35 PM
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My post is to the right.
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**** no what the hell is this nonsense



this better not be compensation for the economic crisis


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Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:36 PM
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QUOTE (DJ Yoshiman @ Mar 30 2009, 12:35 AM)
**** no what the hell is this nonsense



this better not be compensation for the economic crisis

But you'll save 15% or more on your car insurance


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United States shroomguy
Posted on Mar 29 2009, 11:37 PM
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QUOTE (DJ Yoshiman @ Mar 29 2009, 11:35 PM)
**** no what the hell is this nonsense



this better not be compensation for the economic crisis

FIX IT OBAMA

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he's shroomguy

he's Segata Sanshiro, Bruce Lee and Ryu Hayabusa all fused together

Also Rorschach


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Paraguay CrashMan
Posted on Mar 30 2009, 12:18 AM
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monarchs are kings
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QUOTE (OniLink10 @ Mar 29 2009, 11:33 PM)
Link please.

http://www.mechaware.net/brochan/xgoff/imgboard.html
swears of course

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